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Thursday, April 8, 2010

I found it! Actually, Connie found it!

You remember the Weird Black Glove Incident?  No?  Well, go read up or this post won't make any sense whatsoever.

You say you don't want to read up?  Fine, obstinate reader, I'll just tell you.  I found a black glove in my bag. I didn't put it there.  I don't recognize it.  And it was all by itself.  Which is just weird.  So I put out an urgent request for someone to find the missing black glove. 

And my friend Connie found it.  She was innocently doing laundry and BAM.

THERE IT WAS.









You're still not getting it, are you? 



IT'S A RANDOM BLACK GLOVE.  IT JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.  IT'S JUST WEIRD.



I'm fairly certain the only reason poor Connie wasn't freaking out is because she reads my blog and knows that I have the other glove.  She did what any responsible adult would do and that's immediately tell me and email the pictoral evidence.  Is pictoral a word? 

...unless someone else out there has found a random black glove?  In that case, me and Connie will be meeting with a priest who specializes in exorcisms.

14 comments:

connie said...

*Cue eeeerie Twilight Zone music*...or Twilight the Movie...whichever.

angie128 said...

So does Connie have YOUR extra glove? Or do you have CONNIE'S extra glove?

Dee Crowe said...

Ooooo that is weird...and kinda creepy too...

and yes, pictoral is a word...and sounds really funny when said out loud!

MiMi said...

So are these gloves at least in the same state?
I have a random purple glove...I wonder where it's twin is.

w said...

ok. you're both making me angry now. those are my gloves! give them back!

robin said...

I think you're a sleepwalker who commits random crimes while wearing black gloves to hide your fingerprints. Come on Kearsie....it's time for a reeeeeal keyboard confession! WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF APRIL WHATEVER!? HUH??? HUH????

Double Wide Mom said...

Blogging brings people together but this is a little ridiculous!

Miss Fit said...

I think I have your other purple glove MiMi. I have a random purple and red. So if anyone has a red...

ModernMom said...

lol Things that make you go hmmmm

Much More Than Mommy said...

I am tripping out right now. TRIPPING OUT! Not really, but that IS weird. Seriously.

Bossy Betty said...

Loud scream! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Insanitykim said...

I still don't get it. Someone planted one black glove in each of your belongings? Go buy a children's detective kit and get to work pronto!

The Retired One said...

I hate to break it to the two of you but you have both just been visited by the one-armed man from the Fugitive!!!! Lock your doors immediately!

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

Now, if anyone finds a third one, then you know that it's an alien with at least three hands, and then you have other things to worry about, such as what is a three handed alien doing in your homes??? and who's next?!

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