Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

I felt like having fun, or my attempt to play on words, or get ready for shameless self promotion

You know that old saying?  There's more than one way to peel a banana? 
Wait, you mean that's not a saying? 
 It should be. 

Personally, I only know one way to peel a banana. 
You know, just...peel the banana. 
I go for simple.


Another saying in the making:
In the sandwich of life, you are my mustard. 
Or mayo, if that's the way you roll.


Sometimes, I like to check out my condiments. 
You know, to see if they look tasty. 
Or if there's bugs.


Ooh, one more yet undiscovered saying:
Life is just a bowl of ravioli. 
What's the plural of ravioli?


You won't need rubber gloves to handle this bad boy.
Also, it looks like a cartoon chicken leg. 
Also, I'll bet that skin has fiber.


Occassionally, I crave me some red meat. 
I'm only human. 
I wonder if cows are ticklish? 


I never crave steak.
Because I'm apparently not like other humans. 
But if I did, I'll bet this would be a good choice.


I'm pretty short.
I have pretty short kids.
One might even call us shrimpy.


These were all items made for a custom order.  You like what you see?  I can hook you up. 

17 comments:

The Only Girl said...

So, so cute! Love these! The bread, swiss cheese and chicken leg are my favourites.

Creative Junkie said...

omg, these are so stinkin' cute! Are you opening an Etsy shop or some other kind of shop? Do you already have one and I'm just clueless as usual?

Dee Crowe said...

Those are so cool!

MiMi said...

Those are fantastic! Do you have an Etsy??

Miss Fit said...

You should totally have an stay if you don't. These are really cute.

Insanitykim said...

They look great! Can't wait for you to showcase the tools too!

Oh, can you make me a couple of pizza slices as well, maybe with like, a little of everything? Thanks!

w said...

those look great! in fact, they look exactly like the felt foods my girls have in their play kitchen!

angie128 said...

Those are so cute.
You are very talented.
I am hungry.

Shell said...

These are soooo adorable!

Baby Sweetness said...

very cute. So sad that those made me hungry. But it might just be mid afternoon...

Much More Than Mommy said...

See how many people want you to have an Etsy shop?!? And, fyi, monkeys peel bananas from the other end. I totally saw a YouTube on it.

ElegantSnobbery said...

Dang it, I got all excited and thought you had an Etsy I didn't know about. You are 100% awesome.

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

OK ... I thought it was cute- and hten, I saw the chicken leg ... and then- GOD HELP ME- the shrimp .. eewwww!!

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

OK- but I like the sandwhich!!

Clemson Girl said...

These are marvelous! You're so talented!

Amber said...

You should have made a mcrib for winn.

Carrie M. said...

ohmygoodness!! you made those? really. seriously?
too too cute, like way cute.
I so want some, and I don't even know why!

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