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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Top 3 Things Thursday

It's Thursday.  And that only means one thing.  Actually it means a couple of things like Friday is around the corner and The Office is on tonight and it's time yet again to wash some underwears. 

But the one thing I mean has nothing to do with underwears.

I'm talking about:



 

Put on by the wonderful ladies at Confessions from a Working Mom and The (Un)Expected Mom.  And today's question is:

Who are your Top 3 "guilty" celebrity crushes?

3.  Tom Welling


You might know him better as Clark. 
I had to wade through eleventy billion pics of Tommy for one of him smiling.

I must say, I do like his teeth. 

And why is this a guilty crush, you ask? 

He's married.  And I'd like to hire him to rub my feet.

2.  Legolas


Mmm, Legolas. 

Why is this guilty?  Well, he's an Elf.  And I'm Eskimo. 

Our babies would be weirdos.  But weirdos with crazy awesome archery skills.

1.  The Verizon Guy


So I have a crush on this guy.

Yes, it's weird.

And my service is with AT&T. 

This is like the Coke girl crushing on the Pepsi guy.

Guilty.

***Disclaimer

I think my Hubs is way hotter than any of these celebrities.  From his Calvin Klein blue jean days to his current furry beard days, he's so hot he's on fiyah!!

20 comments:

w said...

legolas and i are a couple. back off.

ElegantSnobbery said...

OMG the Verizon guy! You kill me.

Sara said...

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Hysterical....

Dee Crowe said...

hehehehehee...ohhhh I could get so dirty over the verizon guy...but I'll be good..

Yeah right! I can just hear him...do you like this now, do you like this now?


bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahah!

Much More Than Mommy said...

I LOVE YOU! This is what I'm talking about! Maybe not so much Clark Kent and Legolas, but the Verizon guy! Because that's a little out of the ordinary! I'M A BIG OL' FREAK ON MY BLOG!!!!!

P.S. Will Turner > Legolas

Miss Fit said...

V and K your on going debate over Legolas and Will Turner cracks me up! Personally Will. Sorry. The Verizon guy? I guess in a Nerd HErd, "Chuck" kind of way?!

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

Well, I see you made Vanessa happy by indulging her with legitimately "guilty" crushes... now I'm thinking I need to go back and re-think the "guiltiness" of my crushes!!!

~Elizabeth

Michelle@DomesticationoftheSingleGirl said...

YES! The Verizon guy! Now THAT's more like it!

Signed,
A Weird Girl with a Crush on David Letterman

Matty said...

Well, I can't say that any of these guys are doing it for me. Now, show me a picture of Marilyn Monroe in her younger days, then yeah.

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

OK ... Legolas?? What is his name- I have been in love with that elf since the dawn of time ;-)

Mommy Lisa said...

That was ALL KINDS OF AWESOME.

I have Verizon...I think the Verizon guy is sorta hot too. In a gleeky way.

MiMi said...

Thank goodness Tom Welling is at the top of your list. Cuz that totally negates the Verizon guy. Whew!

Cassie said...

Your AT&T self is crushing on the Verizon guy huh? LOL

MiMi said...

Just saw your interview on Say Anything. I have one thing to say:
I suffer from hipatitis: Terminal Coolness.

Bossy Betty said...

I yeah, the Verzon guy. I have a poster of him in my bedroom! Dreamy!

Beth said...

You are one funny lady! Found you through your interview on Say Anything. I will be back!

Too Many Hats said...

The Verizon guy, really? I didn't recognize Clark all hairy-faced - he is a hottie.

Insanitykim said...

I'm glad you didn't say the water cooler guy. I would have had to host an intervention...

Wait, I meant I am happy you didn't say Ed doll. I would have had to host a take-you-down-and-admit-you-to-the-loony-bin-vention....

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Whoa! Tom Welling is married?

Why am I sad?

I swear... this is no exaggeration.. he is the spitting image of my man at age 17. Yes, I am lucky.

He is so freaking hot. I'll just say it. I'm so guilty of a huge crush...

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

um... but what's with all tom's facial hair? I like him better withOUT all that...

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