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Monday, April 5, 2010

Monday is a royal pain

Oh my gosh, last night I had this crazy dream I was on American Idol only I wasn't singing- I was knitting the National Anthem and then Simon was all snooty and was all "it was very boohring and I had to pinch myself to keep myself awake *eye roll*" and I was all, "Simon *snaps fingers* you can go kiss my ...."

- Things the Queen would never say

7 comments:

Sara said...

I wish just once this would really happen. Not the kntting of the National Anthem, because that would be just a little boring. And probably tangl-y. But the telling off of Simon....

w said...

she'd never say that because she's in love with simon.

Macey said...

This would be hilarious! Although, I'd really like to smack Randy, dawg. Yoyoyo!

Unknown said...

Knitting? REally? I don't even know what to think about that! Perhaps you inner domestic side wants out ;-) Or perhaps you want to knit a sweater for Simon??

Stephanie said...

Hum..wonder if you were cold and knitting yourself and Mr Simon a blanket! lol

Vanessa said...

First vlog: Knitting the national anthem. And, go!

Unknown said...

I get the knitting...sometimes Simon looks...cold...and things poke through his shirt..ahem..

ANYWAY...

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