Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Two Words

I'm sick.

At home.

Throat hurts.

Head pounds.

Called out.

From work.

Rare occurrence.

Comfort reading.

Harry Potter.

Watching Netflix.

Instant Queue.

Genius Idea.

Ate soup.

Need shower.

Teeth gross.

Hold please.

There, better.

Brushed teeth.

Feeling smoother.

Unlike legs.

Couch beckons.

Locker hooking.

Exciting life.

Jealous, no?

Yawning widely.

Foot asleep.

Jiggling foot.

Awake, foot!

Lame post.

Brain maxed.

School Ties.

On Netflix.

Need Snuggie.

Using blanket.

Prickly legs.

Annoying.

One word.

My blog.

Can change.

Neener neener.

Head hurts.

Au revoir.

15 comments:

The Only Girl said...

Get better.
Sick sucks.
Funny post.

Dee Crowe said...

I didn't see:

Toilet flushing

So it must not be explosive...hope you get to feeling better!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Hope you are feeling better soon. It sucks to be sick when the sun is shining.

Shell said...

Poor thing.
Feel better.
Funny post.

Becca said...

get well.
small group.
tomorrow night.
need you.
with us.
see you
tomorrow night?

Creative Junkie said...

Feel better.
Darn soon.

Vanessa's mom said...

Two words--

I'm sorry :(

w said...

very good.
iron maiden.
number two... is also two words.

MiMi said...

get better!
got package.
love you.

Insanitykim said...

I'm going against the grain and not listing...it's kinda like smacking into a wall...

I would make you soup if I could, and leave it on your doorstep. And, if you opened the door to thank me while I was leaving it there, I would scream and spray you with lysol.

Get better soon!

The Retired One said...

Oh NO!
Get better!
YOU NUT!

Much More Than Mommy said...

You're a genius. <--- Three words. All true. Really four. You're = contraction.

tristan said...

i like how you made a list and now other people are making lists. well, my OCD likes it. i am merely a vessel. ok, i'm not copying kim. i won't make lists. instead, i'll write in short sentences. lysol is a good idea. i bet you coughed on at least one doorknob. go ahead, admit it. i'm not here to judge. i just think you should keep an eye out. if someone goes to touch the doorknob, be kind and shout out. "i'd be careful with that doorknob if i were you." "i dunno about you. but my vision's not ill and i see a huge loogey clinging to that doorknob for dear life." "step away if you know what's good for you." "my prickly leg hairs aren't standing on end for fun. they sense danger. danger, swiss miss robinson! danger!"

ok. i'm done now.

Miss Fit said...

Hope you feel better! Eat chicken soup. It's good for the soul.

angie128 said...

I'm sorry.
Take care.
Feel better.
Play Words.

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