Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.
It all started a few weeks ago. See, I got this package in the mail from my Alaskan friend, Rochelle. She'd been busy, you see, making a little sumpin sumpin for Edward Doll.
It's a blanket! That she crocheted!
She even thoughtfully made it to match his scarf! Edward, of course, loves it and plans to curl up on the Barbie couch watching LOST reruns again.
I laughed and laughed when I opened the package. My husband, I think, was just worried that now other people were making things for Edward. I, apparently, am a bad influence. Like MTV.
Then a few days later, my Memphis friend, Angie was headed to St. Louis. I jokingly asked her to pick me up one of those souvenir spoons. (I used to collect them as a kid. I had rack(s). Notice the plural.)
AND SHE DID!! Not only did she find me an amazing spoon, she sent spoons she found at her aunt's house! hahaahhaahha! Still laughing about this. Also, I might need to get me another rack.
Then my other Alaskan pal, Miss Fit, sent me something that I seriously almost died over.
Hilarious! Death by laughter. Also, I wonder if The Queen feels offended that pantyhose totally stole her title for a size?
Ask me what my Hubs thought of the Twilight candies. Also, what you don't know is that this is the FOURTH Twilight candy I've received in the mail THIS YEAR. He thinks it's a sickness. It's a fever. And the only cure is MORE TWILIGHT CANDY.
Also, my sweet friend Jenny LOOOOVES glitter and hairspray. So, don't you know that this weekend, I shall be dressing up me and my girls to head to the Walmarts trolling the aisles for pretzels and toilet papers looking sparkly and rock star. Because that's what we are.
Do I have the most amazing friends ever? Yes I do. Feel free to feel jealous.