I felt like having fun, or my attempt to play on words, or get ready for shameless self promotion

You know that old saying?  There's more than one way to peel a banana? 

Wait, you mean that's not a saying? 

 It should be. 

Personally, I only know one way to peel a banana. 

You know, just...peel the banana. 

I go for simple.

Another saying in the making:

In the sandwich of life, you are my mustard. 

Or mayo, if that's the way you roll.

Sometimes, I like to check out my condiments. 

You know, to see if they look tasty. 

Or if there's bugs.

Ooh, one more yet undiscovered saying:

Life is just a bowl of ravioli. 

What's the plural of ravioli?

You won't need rubber gloves to handle this bad boy.

Also, it looks like a cartoon chicken leg. 

Also, I'll bet that skin has fiber.

Occassionally, I crave me some red meat. 

I'm only human. 

I wonder if cows are ticklish? 

I never crave steak.

Because I'm apparently not like other humans. 

But if I did, I'll bet this would be a good choice.

I'm pretty short.

I have pretty short kids.

One might even call us shrimpy.

These were all items made for a custom order.  You like what you see?  I can hook you up.