Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Monday is a royal pain

No no, I said the SUPER WITH WINGS kind! Sigh.


-Things the Queen would never say

21 comments:

Donnetta said...

Stopping by from SITS to welcome you to the fold!

Don't you just HATE those kinds of days!

w said...

she so would too say that. i heard her heavy days are like heaaaavy.

The Pipster said...

Yes, I agree completely, especially when my gift is not even due for two more weeks. Surprise!

erica said...

Hilarious! I am stopping by from SITS. Also, checked out the Edward blog? Yeah, brilliant...

Welcome!

robin said...

poor queenie. wings are essential. needs to fire her servants and hire me. i would soooo move to england and care for the queen.

Queenie Jeannie said...

LMAO!!!! Only laughing because I am The Queen and I HAVE said this!!! Fabulous blog!!

Stopping by from SITS!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

she would never say that since she's prob not menstruated since the 70s

Dee Crowe said...

Considering that there is no woman in the royal palace right now under the age of royal crust...I would say the Queen probably would not say that...but in her time, during "that time" she would probably say

No no no..I said Belted Super!

umm.....

Kisha said...

I have a feeling that the wrong feminine hygiene product would result in a beheading!!

Ha ha, I just love your blog!

Stopping by from SITS-welcome, and we are glad to have you!

xoxo,
Kisha

Kim said...

I find your randomness to be very cool. And refreshing. Welcome to SITS!
Kim

The Retired One said...

Could have been worse.....he could have gotten a royal order when the Queen had royal PMS...that for sure would have given him "the rack"!!!!

Much More Than Mommy said...

Me and the Queen have so much in common.

Sarah Ruth said...

Uh oh. Sounds like someone is in trouble!! LOL!

Welcome to SITS! Glad to meet you!

Sarah Ruth

CoconutPalmDesigns said...

I understand those kinds of days!

I loved your Keyboard Confessions, especially 2a. I long for a day like that and I only have one child. lol

Stopping by from SITS! Welcome!

Cheers :-)
- CoconutPalmDesigns

gamommy2two said...

So YOU'RE the Edward blogger?! Well then I will DEFINITELY welcome you to SITS. I LOVE those adventures with Edward. I laugh each and every time...priceless.

Tammy said...

Not fun huh?? Glad I am stocked!

Just wanted to stop by and say hi...welcome to SITS! We are glad you joined!

Have a great day!

Insanitykim said...

Ya know, these days I am sort of curious of what she WOULD say...??

Jen said...

This just cracked me up. Thanks for the laugh.

Stopped by from SITS.

Karen said...

I had to read that about three times before I said, "Yeah that's exactly what she meant" lol

Welcome to SITS
Much Luv,
Karen

Joy said...

LOL!! That cracks me up.

p.s. Welcome to the SITS community!

tristan said...

This queen is more along the lines of: I told you the ones for thongs! You got extra long for nighttime? ugh. I'll make it work.

Actually, if I wore thongs this is how it would go. I pride myself on large amounts of granny panties. Word.

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