Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Block. No, that's not code for constipation, thanks for asking.

It's hitting.  The Block.  Do you know what I mean?  Not the lack of movements, ifyouknowwhatImean.  I mean....(duh duh dummmm) Writer's Block

I could be all professionalish and just ignore it.  I could plow right through.  I could pull something witty and interesting from the bowels of the youtubes. 

But I shan't today.

Nay. 

Today I shall just post something I've posted before.  No, it's not the video of "Party in the USA".  You can quit rolling your eyeballs.  Besides, I've already posted that like, idk, 47 times already.  Don't even act like you don't get excited when it's on the radios.

So.  For you, my friends.  Especially those who suffer from The Block. 

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I need a Cure.


“OK, Kearsie, what seems to be the problem?”



“Well, Doctor, it’s my writing. Every time I sit down to write, I freeze.”


“Hmm. Have you tried wearing gloves? I hear Isotoners work wonders.”


“Erm, no. Not that kind of freeze. I mean, I can’t write anything.”


“Sounds like a clear case of illiteracy. There are programs at the local school that can cure that in a few months, if you’ll dedicate yourself to hard work and--”


“No, that’s not what I mean either! Sigh. What I mean is, I don’t know what to write or how to write-er, no, scratch that last part. I know how to write just fine.”


“So, you mean you don’t know what to write. Do you write…words?”


“Are you kidding me? Of course I write words. I write lots of words. Some big words, some small words, silly words like discombobulate or vaginal or--”


“Kearsie, I don’t understand. You say you can’t write but it seems that indeed, you can.”


“Well, what I mean is, I can’t write anything…funny.”


“I see. Hold out your arm, please.”


“Like this?”


“Yes. Now, bend it to a 38 degree angle. No no, that’s 57 degrees. Bend it just a little more.”


“Ok, like this?”


“Yes, let me just take a look. Mm hmm, mm hmm. I see the problem. It’s a sprain on your funny bone. It happens all the time. I suggest you read two of these and call me in the morning if you’re not better.”


“Ok, that sounds easy enough. Thanks, Doc…Well, can I take off this paper dress?”


“Erm, that’s not an examination gown. It’s a wad of paper towels I used to wipe up my spilled coffee.”

9 comments:

Double Wide Mom said...

Hardy har! Take two aspirin and dig deep. Its there! You always make me chuckle!! BTW, that was not my only family initiation. There's more to come!

Bossy Betty said...

Hope you get some Ex-Lax for writers soon!

MiMi said...

That's an awesome post for not having anything to write about!
I made a whole post out of not having anything to say once...this is how you know you're brilliant!
I'm supposed to ask you what Christian writers you recommend?
Vanessa told me to... :)

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

BWahahahaha!! I love this one girl!! So the best cure for wblock is writing about it huh? LOL

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

I am going to copy the link to this post for when I suffer from a block. My guess is that it should be like a home remedy passed on from one blogger to another.

jennyonthespot said...

That's right... kick the block of the writer by writing about it!

w said...

i know the block very well. except mine is called a wall.

lemme give you something to write about: wet grass is yucky on sandals.

yvw.

The Retired One said...

See??? It's a doggone miracle...you have been instantly cured!!

Matty said...

When you have writers block, you write about having writers block, and you instantly have a post. You are quite good at it too.

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