Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Keyboard Confessions - the freaky deaky edition

Every week I sit down and confess some things.  Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1.  Today is a big fat day here on Sounds Like Tomatoes.  First, I'm the Top Bloggah over at Speaking From the Crib!!  Woot Woot!!  I shared the Cow Story.  Head over and read that bad boy and follow that bad girl Kelly, because she's super fun and I adore her. 

2.  Today is also Get Your Freak On Friday over at my newest addiction, Transient Pod.  And the question is:  What song gets your foot tapping?

3.  Here's my answer.

4.  Whip It. Can there be better song lyrics?  I think not. 
"When a problem comes along, you must whip it.
Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it."
Genuis, I say!!

5.  However, thanks to Transient Pod, I'll be singing Eddie Money lyrics at the lop of my mental lungs all.day.long. 

6.  Oh, but phew, my fancy friend Winn is helping me out by replacing Eddie Money with Miley Cyrus.  *stabs self in eyeball*

7.  But I gotta say, I can't have Miley without some Captain Valor.

8.  You.are.welcome.

9.  Shameless plug:  Edward had a new adventure.  "Who's Edward?" you ask?  *cries a bit* You sooo need to check this out.  Yes I sew and knit and junk for tiny dolls.  Shameless.  And maybe touched in the head.  "I say whip it, whip it good".

10.  *crosses eyeballs*  Has this week been a bit long?

11.  I am waaay hoping to score some tickets to see Alice in Wonderland.  I wonder if our local theater has scalpers.  "Step on a crack, break your momma's back"

12.  This is my brain without drugs or alcohol, people.  I know.  Please, you can come out from under the desk, I won't hurt you.  *pats your hair*

13.  I'm creeping myself out.  "Yeaaaaaaahhh, it's a party in the USA"

14.  Right now, I'm wearing these sexy headphones because I'm about to rock some dictation.  You are so jealous of me, admit it.  Also, I kind of miss these soft squishy foamy kind of headphones.  These don't collect ear wax.

15.  You know what else I miss?  Quoting some Miley.  "It's so hard with my girls not around me, it's def-in-it-ly not a Nashville party."

16.  You're running away, aren't you.  I don't blame you, friend.  Run away.  RUN AWAY BEFORE EDDIE, MILEY OR DEVO MAKE YOU CRAZY TOO.  *whimpers*

17.  I wonder what I should eat for lunch.  I got a fever.  And the only cure is more Arby's.

18.  If you see a bunch of hot ladies running a 5K this weekend wearing pink tutus, hand those ladies a cup of water.  In Orlando.  If you're in like, Boise, Idaho and see a group of ladies in pink tutus, I'd call the cops.

19.  Is Miley wearing hair extensions?  Maybe I should get some...

20.  Time for dictation!!  It's ok, it's over, you can leave.  Or stay.  Or read my archives and sink down into the craziness of my brain pudding.  It's crack, I tell you. MUAHAHAHAAH.



The Pipster said...

Bwahahah - You are in a fabulous mood this Friday! Lady Gaga with Beyonce currently gets my foot tappin. :)

tristan said...

excellent choice. that's an excellent choice. (shameless i am sam plug)

i used to have this song as my ringtone. people stared everytime my phone rang. not sure if it was because i looked like a total bad ass. because the song was going to be stuck in their head all day long. or because i'm a complete goober.

either way. i applaud thee.

Much More Than Mommy said...

You're all featured 'n stuff! Awesome! :-D Love you lady! Signed, Pocohontas in a Tutu

Samantha said...

And now I'm dying for Arby's.

Dee Crowe said...

I'll have to have my husband watch out for a bunch of sexay mommas running tutus this weekend...he's down there..I'm not *pout*...BUT...perhaps he'll bring back pictures :D

robin said...

happy friday!

MiMi said...

Okay, I don't even know what to say. I feel like I've found a possible soul mate...why?
Because, I've been seriously thinking about making some clothes for my Pocket Jacob. Yes, that's right. I am having a whole fantasy life with Pocket Jacob and I don't even care.
In fact, my other friend Jenny Kate has Edward, I have a Bella (a quazi bella) and we were planning on doing a feature with all of our dolls. And, yes, I'm slightly, but not THAT embarrassed about it. Cuz it's funny. So there.
Anyway, I read you on SFTC, you are hilarious.
Come visit me if you have a chance.

Baby Sweetness said...

Stopping by from SFTC and clearly I need to follow you!

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

I love Whip it!! I have it as part of my exercise music rotation in my iPod! It got me through one of my walls during my 5K a couple of weeks ago!

leigh said...

You're all famous! I lurve Kelly over at SFTC. She's a hot mess. Tune in this Tuesday cause were gonna chat on a Podcast. Wait, this was supposed to be about you.

Anyway, back to me...this morning as I drove around with my baby in the backseat, I sang a rousing rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart as it played on the radio.


The Retired One said...

I was going to beg you to share whatever the heck it is you are on....
but...ummmm....never mind.


Too Many Hats said...

Whip It Good! Love that! Takes me right back to my youth. How cool were we - wow - way cool.

Matty said...

Hello Kearsie, saw your guest post with Kelly, and here I am.

I haven't heard Whip It in a long time. But you're right, it is very catchy.

My 11 year old step-daughter is in love with Miley Cyrus, and we hear quite enough of her in this house. I showed her the video and she was just amazed. Daffy at Batcrap Crazy would enjoy this too. She's a signer in a public school system.

Ah and by the way, thanks for the burger images. I may never BBQ again.


The Only Girl said...

Popped over from SFTC. Love ya already. Welcome to my Reader.

Life Laugh Latte said...

Read you over on "Crib". Congrats on that. Before you know it she'll have you podcasting! The Alaska/Alabama thing...yeah that is life at it's best. Curve balls! Come on by sometime for a visit. We blog/vlog and love making friends. Holly

AJ said...

um... I hate that song.

I'm not kidding. I coordinated the talent show and 2 different groups of kids performed that song... singing and dancing.

I woke up singing it. I went to bed singing it. It lives in one of the lobes of my brain.

LOL I love your writing. Funny lady. :) Visit me sometime!

One Cluttered Brain said...

Perfect song choice!

i took Freaky Friday a different way and chair danced to a song! LOL.

Love your writing style! YOu just earned yourself another follower!

Chief said...

come over from the crib

you are a hooot!

w said...

oh cappy, my cappy.

what can i say that i've never said before. oh yes. cappy is a little too happy. it's like. he's just had a bm and feels light and free.

fancy close. njsf.

Double Wide Mom said...

Caffeine much? I'll be wearing a perma-grin all day long, thanks to this! oh, yes...fast friends for sure!

Jen said...

Loving your blog! I gotta admit that the Edward stuff scares me a teence. A lot of scenes from the Twilight movies were filmed near me, and there's this whole Twilight Tour thingie that one of my friends keeps dragging me on and I'm too stupid to recognize it until it's too late. I do admit that I enjoy watching other people on the tour though. Heh heh heh... :)

Samantha said...

Did I tell you I made my husband get me Arby's for dinner on Friday? Completely your fault, he was like, Arby's? Why?(I never ask for fast food)

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