Ughhhhh. Push the snooze button for me, kthanks.
- Things the Queen would never say
The Merry Gentlemen
4 hours ago
Monday, March 29, 2010
Monday is a royal pain
- Things the Queen would never say
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ahahahahhahaha! Now that one....hmm...she probably does have a footman standing there with his gloved finger poised over the snooze button...then again..maybe not..
I wonder if the queen sleeps until noon?
Because of course, she would have someone standing there just waiting for the command instead of doing it Herself!
If I were the queen... I'd have a midget push my snooze button.
And he'd have to be dressed like an oompa loompa at all times!
haha, so true...I re-set my alarm in my hazy waking up state this morning...lovely
I bet she wouldn't look so pissy if she would just push that snooze button.
That's because an alarm clock wouldn't dare wake up the Queen. Too impolite. And if it did go off accidentally, she wouldn't press the snooze button, she'd shout OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! and the problem would be fixed.
Perhaps she has a human snooze alarm.
Trade the alarm for a midget or a munchkin, who wakes you up in the morning tickling you with a feather while holding a munchkin sized lollipop.
No ... but a Goddess would say that ;-)
I just snorted at Mimi's comment.
well of course she'd never say that. she has a maid come in and whisper sweet wake up calls in her ear.
Or she may not say:
"shut off the royal time keeper, before I throw it out the royal window, dearest!"
I am an expert at pushing the snooze button. Any questions, I offer free advice.
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