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Monday, March 29, 2010

Monday is a royal pain


Ughhhhh. Push the snooze button for me, kthanks.



- Things the Queen would never say

14 comments:

Dee Crowe said...

ahahahahhahaha! Now that one....hmm...she probably does have a footman standing there with his gloved finger poised over the snooze button...then again..maybe not..

I wonder if the queen sleeps until noon?

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

Because of course, she would have someone standing there just waiting for the command instead of doing it Herself!

Jenny Bunny said...

If I were the queen... I'd have a midget push my snooze button.

And he'd have to be dressed like an oompa loompa at all times!

Christy said...

haha, so true...I re-set my alarm in my hazy waking up state this morning...lovely

MiMi said...

I bet she wouldn't look so pissy if she would just push that snooze button.

ElegantSnobbery said...

That's because an alarm clock wouldn't dare wake up the Queen. Too impolite. And if it did go off accidentally, she wouldn't press the snooze button, she'd shout OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! and the problem would be fixed.

Bossy Betty said...

Perhaps she has a human snooze alarm.

Miss Fit said...

Trade the alarm for a midget or a munchkin, who wakes you up in the morning tickling you with a feather while holding a munchkin sized lollipop.

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

No ... but a Goddess would say that ;-)

Much More Than Mommy said...

I just snorted at Mimi's comment.

Double Wide Mom said...

I guffawed at Much more that Mommy's snort at Mimi's comment!

w said...

well of course she'd never say that. she has a maid come in and whisper sweet wake up calls in her ear.

The Retired One said...

Or she may not say:
"shut off the royal time keeper, before I throw it out the royal window, dearest!"

Matty said...

I am an expert at pushing the snooze button. Any questions, I offer free advice.

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