Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Keyboard Confessions - the hairy edition

Every week I sit down and confess some things.  Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1.  Remember my rock star nails?  Still flaky.  I feel 15 again.

2.  Guess what?  It's Friday.  And you know what Friday is all about?  Other than paychecks (woot woot!  Give it up for paychecks!)?  It's all about this:

get your freak on friday

3.  So, for my spinnerless friend, here is my selection for this week's Get Your Freak On.  *cue 80's mullet and air guitar*

4.  Also, have you ever heard the lyrics to this? 

"Motorin, what's your price for flight in finding Mr. Right? You'll be allright tonight..."

5.  I'm pretty sure Night Ranger was just finding a bunch of rhyming words for flight.  It makes for a nice respite.  I shan't pick on them in spite.  But that hair is like Superman's Kryptonite. 

6.  Also, I think the hole in the ozone layer is from fumes of all those perms.  But, it could've been worse.  I could've chosen an REO Speedwagon song.  The poor 80's.  A decade of bad hair choices. 

7.  Also, I have no room to talk.  See Exhibit A:


8.  Oh yes, and these Exhibits B-D.

 Exhibit B:  What I call the Oglive Home Perm Disaster of '89
Exhibit C: Where I am apparently scared of school and do not know how to use hair product
Exhibit D: Where I've given up and look like a crackhead. 

 9.  No, I didn't have many boyfriends in high school.  Thanks for asking.

10.  Ahem.

11.  Also, anyone else just waiting to get the flu from this crazy weather? 

12.  Also, I still don't own a Snuggie.

13.  Guess what?  After years of farm life, we finally have INNERNETS AT HOME!! 

14.  Most of you are like, big whoop.  It is indeed a big whoop!  It's like the invention of water!  It's like the first time a light switch was used!  It's like that time I knitted my Edward doll a scarf!  It took forever for us to get the innernets!! 

15.  Also, now I'll never get anything done. 

16.  Ok, LOST fans, shall we prepare our letters of disgust now?  Because not many of my questions are being answered. 

17.  It's crack.  It's TV crack. 

18.  I've decided my Weird Black Glove Incident is reminiscent of that movie Serendipity.  Please, somebody find me my John Cusack Matching Glove.  Or a five dollar bill.  Or the book Love in the Time of Cholera.  This could be kind of exciting.  Have you seen a lone glove anywhere?  Send me pictures! Or some black cashmere gloves.  I'm not picky.

19.  Oh, how about one more for the road?

20.  Dear God, thank you for teaching me humility.  And that humidity sucks.  Amen.

Have a Happy and Humidityless Friday.


Bossy Betty said...

Gettin' my freak on, oh yeah, thanks!!!

Dee Crowe said...

I think everyone's hair at one time or another has been out of site...

I used to love that song...quite

I don't have a snuggie either...but one size fits all means it will be tight

ElegantSnobbery said...

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: I'm jealous of your late 80's perm. I only wish I looked that awesome.

Insanitykim said...

I read that as "Motrin" I swear. I was all, what? Motrin?

Maybe we will be the only women in the world who don't own snuggies or have tattoos...we should start a club.

And it's not fair to still be pretty with bad hair. We cannot be in that club together.

Stacey said...

Your confessions are so funny!
I tagged you on my blog!

tristan said...

dang it. i don't have a snuggie. but i do have tattoos. count me out.

you are a rhyming machine, man.

please watch 3:42 of clip....

i want that. desperately.

Jenny Bunny said...

oh.. hahahahahhahaha those acid wash pants are HOOOOOTTTTTT~

Aunt Vam said...

Um, Kamryn reminds me of that little boy in Road Warrior, the one who was fascinated with the music box.


Miss Fit said...

Remember when Jesse got a perm for like a day? Also, I need to post my perm days. Wow! Is all I gotta say and I did it willingly.

tds said...

That song reminds me of high school dances, and slow songs...and feathering my hair, and San Francisco jeans. Ugh.

Much More Than Mommy said...

I think you're right about those lyrics. And YAY for innernets at home!!!

jennyonthespot said...




MiMi said...

Sadly, I would have killed to have your hair back then.
And I had those same stonewashed jeans.
Also, my aquanet usage single handedly put a hole in the ozone, I'm pretty sure.
Come get me Al Gore.

The Retired One said...

So funny...I have made a pact with my girlfriends that they must NEVER (and I mean NEVER) allow me to even THINK the word permanent again in my entire lifetime. Mine all frizz and my head smells awful for months after..that awful,chemical perm smell. YUCK!!!! It was very traumatic for me as a child.I still haven't gotten over it.

Anonymous said...

some hair days are better than "no hair days." Not meaning to put a damper on your banter, but... just a refresher course. I love all those old photos of you and your sis.

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