Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Monday is a royal pain


It was an itch, not a pick!

-Things the Queen would never say

13 comments:

Kaz and Amy said...

Love it! Have a great Monday!

amy[www.theprikazskys.com]

robin said...

even if it was a pick, she's the queen man...she can pick if she wants to!

w said...

um... she'd never say it... but she'd do it. and the question remains... where would she itch/pick?

yikes.

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

All good times my dear!

The Pipster said...

I'll have to remember that the next time I'm picking, no itching my thong out of my butt. :)

MiMi said...

Ha! Too bad for me it would be a pick for reals.

Baby Sweetness said...

Well if she did say it, she would say it with a British accent and it would therefore be appropriate and proper.

The Retired One said...

She's such a snot.

leigh said...

I love this queen that you speak for.
Very clever!

Matty said...

You say tomayto, I say tomahto.

Christy said...

taught my two-year old to not pick her nose so now everytime I itch anywhere near my nose she says "No pickie Mommy's nose!"

Much More Than Mommy said...

It's better to have been a pick if we're talking about her royal rear, I think.

Aunt Shanon said...

The Queen didn't pick. She simply pointed to her brain through her nose.

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