Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Keyboard Confessions

Every week I sit down and confess some things. Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1. Here I thought I was going to wake up and trudge through another boring normal blah Friday. I was so wrong!

2. I mean, let me just count all the ways day is turning out to be good: a) my kids made it through our morning routine without fighting/bickering/pouting or needing spankings. It's kind of a rare occassion. I might have to celebrate. b)my coworker gave me a blueberry muffin. Kindness? Or attempt to make me fat? You decide. I'm feeling magnanimous so I'm going with kindness. c) I won a giveaway!!

3. You wanna see what I won? This beauty from Charitable Creations:

4. But I'm going to assume that mine will not have CELESTE on it. However, CELESTE is a fine name. I'll bet people can pronounce and spell CELESTE. I love the little flower. I doodle flowers all.the.time. My kitchen is in daisies. My own randomnous is making me dizzy. Also I can't fix the justification on this one lone Keyboard Confession and now it's stuck on center.

5. Speaking of daisies, I think we should bring back FLOWER POWER. Not because I think there are powers in flowers, but because there just aren't enough cool phrases that rhyme like that. Unless you and I can sit down and brainstorm some new rhyming words that are cool. Let's see, how about WEED BLEED. ROCK SPROCK. See? I suck at that. I'm sticking with FLOWER POWER. I need some caffeine, man.

6. I suspect a kidney is brewing up a conspiracy against the rest of the body. I must squash it into submission by drinking copious amounts of cranberry juice. Feel free to pity me. Because cranberry juice is nastay.

7. Mix in some cake, and maybe that cranberry juice won't taste so bad.

8. Speaking of cake, thanks to my twin, Shauna, I'm going to make this wonderful concoction this weekend: Diet Coke Cake. Did the universe just sing a sweet song of happiness? I think it did. And then it danced a jig. Which caused some tremors somewhere.

9. Wish me luck. I'm going this weekend to a retreat for the workers of our church youth group. I tend to say inappropriate things around people I don't know very well. Also, I think my colon is also in on the conspiracy. This does not bode well, people.

10. And because we live in America where I am free to do however many Keyboard Confessionals as I want, I choose to use my right and stop here. I know, I'm so patriotic.
Have a happy Friday, folks.


Aunt Vam said...

I lurve cranberry juice! It's the sticky saccharine sweet ones I can't stand, like grape juice. I add water to apple juice to dilute it so it won't be so sweet.

I also lurve black coffee, and can drink espresso straight. Sweetened coffees, like lattes, are so nashtay. However, I do like a spoonful of honey in my tea. But NO milk. MILK IS BAD. Milk is for baby cows. Hmmm, perhaps I need to write my own blog on this subject.

Sara said...

I'm happy uoi won that giveaway. I'd be happier if I had, but still. Happy for you. Ahem.

Also, my kidney was trying to stage a revolt. I squashed that intention with some apple cider vinegar. You can mix 2Tbsp. with something else. I drank it straight. Because I'm hardcore.

Shell said...

Diet coke cake sounds good!

Awesome giveaway to win.

I actually like cranberry juice. I'm weird like that.

Much More Than Mommy said...

I'll see your Flower Power and raise you a SUPER DUPER -- because it is super duper that you won that! Yay!!! (BTW, I think our colons are out to get us. Because it is so not just you.)


dilute the cranberry juice. it makes it more palatable.

Lourie said...

I am going to check out the diet coke cake, thanks. I love these confessions. I have a tendency to make jokes in front of new people, and since they don't know me, they don't always get my humor. The ones that do, so totally rock!

Stopping by from SITS

Have some chocolate to off set the cranberry juice.

connie said...

Mix some Sprite or GingerAle in w/your cranberry juice...makes it much more palatable. That's a big word for me...and I cannot rhyme anything w/it. Fail.

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

Awww, you won the giveaway! I love that piece, it's beautiful. I actually like the name Celeste... it's different!

Confessions From A Working Mom

The Retired One said...

Be careful with that colon church thing...you may get explosive praying.

w said...

ok. this is a joke, right? you're name *is* celeste... so. i don't get it?

fancy f's.

Sandy said...

Lucky you on the giveaway win and a morning without bickering is a dream that I hope one day comes true for me!

I stopped by to welcome you to SITS! It's great to have you in the SITStahood!

Mommyof2girlz said...

I have had Diet Coke Cake, it is awesome! Stopping by to welcome you to SITS, it is great to meet you :)

carma said...

regarding #6 - have you tried the cranberry tablets?? I've got the same "issue" and have been trying them..

Oh, and welcome to SITS! We're glad you joined :-)

Kaz and Amy said...

I'm definitely going to try the diet coke cake! I'm addicted to diet coke! Lol!
Great post! Have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking Lance is doing a face plant about right now....

Rachel Cotterill said...

I doodle flowers all the time - usually ones that look very like that. I like to tell myself it's artistic... ;)

What do tomatoes sound like? Kind of squishy, I imagine.

Stopping by from SITS to welcome you on board, and looking forwards to getting to know you :)

Anonymous said...

My Edward doll is looking at me as I type this. He makes my day brighter. Is that sad? Ha!

I'm stopping by from SITS. Welcome to the group.

www.thehusaileybunch.com said...

OMG...DIET COKE CAKE???? I'm gonna have to try it as I LIVE on diet coke! :)

Stopping by to welcome you to SITS...it's a great place and we're excited to have ya with us!

Amber said...

you had me laughing out loud, i love randomness :) welcome to the sitsahood :) i am a sits too

Heather said...

Congrats on winning the giveaway. That always puts a bright spot in my day. :) I'm stopping by from SITS to welcome you to our little commenting and supportive world. I see you and I will get along just fine because you a. like ok, love edward like i do and b. you like to make lists. Thanks for joining SITS, excited to see you around!
-Heather @ www.savingmoneylivinglife.com

tristan said...

celeste means light blue in spanish. this should make you love this name and want a necklace with this word on it.

ok. maybe not. whatevs.

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