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Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Monday is a royal pain

If you don't cut that out, I'll knock you into next Tuesday.
-Things the Queen would never say

8 comments:

Insanitykim said...

Wow.

But, can't you see her on the front lines, opening up a can of whoop a$$ on the first three lines of enemy offense running at her? Like, in the Superbowl?

I bet she wouldn't even need a cup.

I don't know what I am saying.

Can I get in trouble for this?

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

If she doesn't, then she didn't spend enough time with the kids... although after reading the tabloids, I am sure she would at least mention a clean version of that to the kids...

Shauna said...

I picture this being said in a Roseanne Barr sort of voice.

Ree said...

Some Mondays are just like that.. :-/
following from MBC :)

Much More Than Mommy said...

I bet she uses her tiara as a weapon.

w said...

things i'd say to a queen who wouldn't say that:

go ahead and knock me into next tuesday. no one loves me.

The Retired One said...

Me thinks the Queen may have a royal case of the PMS's.....

Sara said...

Aaaccckkkkk!!! I knew you would find out about that comment. Iregretted as soon as I wrote, I swear....

Also, everytime I try to get your button, it pops up and says "no soup for you" ???? Help????

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