Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Keyboard Confessions, the rushed edition

So every week I sit down and confess some things.  Mostly this is just an excuse to write a list.

1.  I'm writing this post whilst sitting in the Apple Store.

2.  The Hubs and I are going on a date.  To see The Lightning Thief.

3.  Awesome book.  I'm betting also an awesome movie.

4.  My kids are staying the night with my inlaws.

5.  For a second, I wondered if we could slip out of state for the night.

6.  But then I'd have to gas the car and do some laundry and I'm just not that motivated.

7.  I'm so thirsty I am dreaming of a giant Diet Coke.

8.  I wonder if the Hubs will be super nice and buy me Twizzlers?

9.  Also, I wonder if we'll be the only adults seeing The Lightning Thief?

10.  Awesome book.  Did I mention that already?

11.  No I'm not repeating myself to use up list spaces.  That would be super lame of me.

12.  I used the flat iron on my hair.  And then used some kind of super-straightening, super-fancy, super-sticky hair tonic/gel/solution thingy to make it smoooooth.

13.  Alas, despite the magic tonic smoother straightener thingy, there are all kinds of wispies sticking out everywhere.  It sort of looks like I stuck my finger in an electric socket.

14.  And I'm wearing a bright red shirt under my lime green jacket.

15.  What I'm trying to say is that I don't really look that glamorous for this date.

16.  It is freeeeezing outside.

17.  Ack!  Have to go.

18.  Happy Friday.

19.  And other list space using words.


Insanitykim said...

Where you been at? *snotting* Ya know, other than at the movies on a date? *sneezing*

You think I am gonna make you sick don't you?

w said...

dude. we saw it this morning. are you disappointed? because i was. it's like. they changed too much!

Too Many Hats said...

Someone keeping the kids overnight and you are going on a date - shoot I wouldn't care if I was seeing The Barney Movie - live it up girl get the Twizzlers and an Icee!!!

The Constant Complainer said...

Great list. Only for #7, I'm suggesting a "Throwback Pepsi." LOL. I'm digging that those are available for a while

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

Going to the Apple Store is romantic enough for me!!!
I hope you had a lovely date with the hubs!

Creative Junkie said...

I couldn't care less about the movie, although I hope you guys had a wonderful time! I just want to sit in the Apple Store and play and walk out with something other than envy.

Much More Than Mommy said...

Who is the Lightening Thief? Does he know Harry Potter? Or Edward? I've never heard of him.

The Ashes said...

Glamour is overrated

Anonymous said...

must be nice having some help with the kids... I wouldn't know. Family, what's that???? Hope the date night went well and you got your Twizzlers. What 'cha doing for Lance's birthday?

Love you babydoll.

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

I took my 9-year old a mom-son date to see the Lightning thief. He enjoyed it more than I did, but only because the characters came to life for him. I knew what Medusa could do, recognized the Minotaur right away, knew about the Hydra problem... but he was so excited about seeing things that he had learned in school.

Anonymous said...

This is just too funny I have to say lmao at all of it! Loved it!

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