Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Keyboard Confessions - the training edition

Every week I sit down and confess some things.  Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1.  Man, it's been a loooooong week.

2.  I'm training my replacement.  Guess what?  I think she already knows more than me.  So, it's pretty easy. 

3.  I'm also packing.  Guess what?  I hates it.  So, it's pretty miserable.  This is what our house looked like for one horrible day:

4.  I came home from work to find my Hubs and kids hard at work sorting through toys to pack and/or throw away.  I walked in the door and had a mini panic attack.  Hubs promptly shooed me out of the room because he could see the breakdown henceforth on it's way.  Thankfully, the house did not have to burn down to take care of the mess.  Nor did I die from hyperventilating.

5.  I haven't been able to waste time on the computer like normal, you know, because my replacement needs to be impressed by my knowledge and prowess of the Legal World and such, and not my ability to multitask on facebook.  I wonder if I'm missed in my online life.  *cue the we miss you, Kearsies*

6.  Also, I've been busy doing fun stuff like this:

Kindergarten graduation

7.  Also, I was the weepy mom in the second row.  Also, my lunar cycle did not help matters.  IfyouknowwhatImean.

8.  Also, about 2 hours before graduation I realized that my poor daughter had no shoes to wear.  So I was the frantic woman in Walmart shoving my daughter's feet into shoes. 

9.  Also, see those sandals she's wearing in the photo?  She's not stopped wearing them since Tuesday. 

10.  Also, those shoes were from Kmart.  So I was the frantic woman driving at breakneck speeds.

11.  Also, I suspect I use the word also too much.  Alas.

12.  For one day, I want to talk like Emma Pillsbury, the guidance counselor on Glee. 

13.  Most of you have no idea what I'm talking about.  The few who do are pursing their mouth attempting to talk like her too.

14.  Also, I agree with Sue and Will Shuester does use too much mousse.

15.  Speaking of all this Glee, I love this song for this week's offering to Get Your Freak On Friday, hosted by Transient Pod.

16.  It's not a terribly nice song, but I sure love it anyways.  

17.  LOST shows it's last episode on Sunday, right?  I dunno if my questions shall be answered, but I'll bet you 50 bucks that Jack Shephard cries.  Because he cries in every.single.episode. 

18.  Dale's sauce on your burger.  That's all I'm saying.

19.  Ok, that's a lie, because I still have a couple more things to say.  So it's just one of the many things I'll say.

20.  I tried wine again.  It was still sicknasty. 

Happy Friday.


MommyLovesStilettos said...

We just started watching Lost. I know, we're a bit behind :)

We just finished the first season and I am HOOKED!!!

angie128 said...

Cutie patootie graduation girl.

~jill said...

awwww....what adorable grad!

and...we DO miss you!!!!

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Honey you know you were missed... are you kidding me?

Jack totally DOES cry every episode. Why is it, that I never noticed that before you said it? But then as soon as you said it, I knew, "YES. HE DOES!" I love things like that. I can't explain it. Something about finally noticing the obvious. My pastor cries every single time he preaches. I wonder if he watches Lost.

Sara said...

You were missed.
Are you training her in all things awesome? And maybe goat milkin'? I decided when refering to my potential farm to not use the letter "G". Anyway, she needs to know farm stuff, since you are abandoning the South for higher altitudes....

The Ashes said...

Uhm, you should definitely try talking like Emma

Jenny Georgio-who said...

Okay. I've missed a lot. You are moving?! Where? Why?

And totally, talk like Emma. I love her.

Creative Junkie said...


Jack will cry and Sawyer will sneer and Kate will be full of angst.

I still can't wait!

Miss Fit said...

Emma has doe eyes. Or big eyes as Jesse would say. Will is smoking with his moves though. I didn't know you were a Gleek?!

Glee is a welcome break from realities. Life should be this way.

*breaks out in random song and dance*

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MiMi said...

The picture of the packing almost gave ME a panic attack. :/
Dude, do you like Jack?
I don't so much. Dunno why. Just don't.

Beth said...

You are just so cute and funny! Wishing you blessings on the packing process! Pure chaos and I know it well! I never noticed how often Jack cries but now that you pointed it out ... he is a total wimp! I'm still 5 or 6 episodes behind so not watching the finale yet. They better put it online and it better be good!

Rae said...

I love you! You are He-Larry-Us!!

Your Cousin said...

Try food with the wine. Like dark chocolate or a cheese platter. Makes a big diff. Also most red wine tastes better if you let it sit open for at least an hour before drinking it. And even though people with culture think it's redneck.... add ice to white wine. Pay no attention to the snobs.

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