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Monday, May 24, 2010

Monday is a royal pain

I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today because I'm depressed from watching the last episode of LOST.
- Things the Queen would never say

14 comments:

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

Bwahahahhaha!!

Good reasoning. And I'm watching it tonight so don't tell me!!

Wait... does Matthew Fox cry?

Dee Crowe said...

ahahahahahha! Okay, I have no rebuttal for this one....

Cassie said...

Isn't everyone???

angie128 said...

I am not a queen.

I have never watched LOST.

But have a good day anyway.

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.

ElegantSnobbery said...

yeah, me too.

MamaTink said...

Damn I should have read this BEFORE I went to work and called in with it.

MiMi said...

I'm sads too, your highness.

Marci said...

ooh I couldn't bare to watch last night as I didn't want to cry all day today.

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

plus, that EX-daughter-in-law of mine just tried to pimp my son out, so I am not coming out of my room because if I did, there aren't enough guards out there to keep me from feeding her to my puppies.

Beth said...

I haven't watched it yet but I've heard from several that they are not satisfied with the finale!

Insanitykim said...

I am going to watch it tonight, after I fully medicate myself...

The Retired One said...

OR.....
"I can't come to work for the next year because I started watching Season One and got busy so now I gotta rent the whole Season One and watch it all over again and then watch all the other seasons and then wait for the last season to come out on DVD or else I can't sleep, ever again".

Much More Than Mommy said...

I actually tried that today, but as it turns out, I can't call in sick. Ever.

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