Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Honestly, I love being honest, and receiving awards

So today, I logged on to the innernets and discovered I was tagged in a post by my buddy and pal, Dee of Barefoot Bath and Body!

Now, I must wrack the brains for 10 random things about me.  Also, if I was really lazy, I would just point you to all my Keyboard Confessions.  It's a good thing I'm a go-getter.

1.  The last time I won this award, I mentioned a vaginal skin tag.  I bet ya'll forgot.

2.  For all new people, you're bleaching your eyes because you just read the words "vaginal skin tag".  Or, you're intrigued and thusly will email me begging for the VST story.  All in good time, my friends.  That's code for "I'm total chicken, I might just tease you for life."  I never said I was nice.

3.  My youngest daughter is wearing a nightgown, pajama pants underneath, and a tshirt worn only on her arms like a shrug.  And sparkly black dress shoes.  I wish I could walk around like a homeless person and it be cute.

4.  I have too many Edward dolls.  Also, prepare yourself this week for a one on one interview with Sparkly Edward.  No, I don't use drugs. Sheesh.

5.  It's time to hula hoop.  Cyberly.  Or Wii Fitty.  Erm.

6.  Just so you know, in real life, if you come my way and your hair is in your eyes, I will hand you a headband.  I told you, I'm not really nice.  Except, I'll hand you the headband with a smile.  So maybe I am nice.  Also, if a ninja pops out from around the corner and slings a ninja starry thing at you, you're going to be thanking me for removing the vision obstruction thing.  Forget nice, I'm your best friend.

7.  I hope my Hubs is my best friend and washes some underwears for us this weekend, because I'm soooo tired.

8.  But I think I'll be his best friend and get up and wash the underwears, because he worked all day.  I mostly sat around and watched The Abyss.  Also, this is my fave movie.  Or, one of the 15 that are my fave.  Also, I'm not good at picking a fave.

9.  My new purse is from Bolivia.  And it's awesome.  It's orange.

10.  And I suspect the burps I have are orange.  From chili.  Except, they sure don't taste orange.

And now, to tag my peeps.  Except, I'm going to just leave this open ended and ask you, dear reader, what 10 randomy things would you like to share with me?

You're it.


Dee Crowe said...

hehehehheheee...I'm very curious about the skin tag thing..but then..I'd have to confess my skin tag secret..so..umm..hmmm...

and..chili burps can be orange...but are probably red...or brown...depends on how spicey that chili was...

Much More Than Mommy said...

#3 almost had me spitting out my drink!! Hilarious!

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ElegantSnobbery said...

Orange chili burps.... delicious!

Bossy Betty said...

Love your answers. I need to see that purse.

MiMi said...

Oh no. Vaginal skin tags. That has to be the ugliest sentence I've seen! :)
Also, I can NOT wait for the Edward interview.

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