My addiction? Google.
Yes, Google. Lovely Google. Lovely, informative, easy to use Google.
I cannot live without it.
I use it every.single.day.
What's the capital of Peru? Not a clue. Wait! I'll Google it.
(Lima is the capital of Peru)
What's playing at 7:00 at my local theater? No idea. Wait! I'll Google it.
(Alvin and the Chipmunks, the Squeakel is playing at 7:00)
What's the current rainfall of Dubai? Haven't the foggiest. Wait! I'll Google it.
(Less than .05 mm)
What does EPCOT stand for? Didn't know it stood for something. Wait! I'll Google it.
(Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow)
How do you spell broccolli? Geez I feel dumb. Wait! I'll Google it.
(Broccoli. Yes I looked this up, true story.)
Am I an addict? Possibly. Wait! I'll Google it.
(Only I can answer this question, apparently. At least, that's what Google said.)
So you see, it's just too easy to become an addict to Google. It's fast, it's easy, it's got lots of options. I don't like a link? No problem! I'll just find another. I don't spell something right? No problem! It asks me if what I really meant was dot dot dot. I don't speak English? No problem! It's worldwide. I don't have fingers to type with? Well, everything has its limits.
But since I don't like being an addict of something, I suppose I need help. Maybe the 12 Step Program.
What are the 12 Steps? I don't know. Wait! I'll Google it...
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