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Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

*Cough, gasp, eyes water*

I've only owned one dog in my life.  Just one.  We were more cat folks growing up.  But when I left my dorm of 45 women to live in a house with one man, I got a little freaked out.  So my Hubs took me to the Animal Shelter and we picked out a puppy. 

Buford was super sweet.  He was so tiny, calm and sweet.  And full of worms. Which caused the calmness and the sweetness.  Once dewormed he was like a dog who ate meth dog bones every five minutes. 

He liked to play with a Tigger puppet I had and if we said "Buford, get your toy!!" he would rush over to Tigger and place it on his muzzle and run around in his high-on-dog-meth way.  I know, so cute.

But you know what isn't cute?  Dog farts.  Yep, dog gas is pretty horrible.  With that I give you:



My thanks to Insanity Kim, who feels I'm worth the stench.  *choked up*  It could be because she carries Pocket Febreze.  Or has no sense of smell.  Either way, I am humbled and honored and yada yada yada. 

I freely bestow this highly honored award and pay homage to these fine people:

Insanity Kim:  ditto, my friend, *whispers* ditto.

WendiWinn:  because of her, I own the much talked about Febreze.

Speaking from the Crib:  because she's full of the awesome.

Jenny on the Spot:  because she uses colloquials and makes me pump my fist in the air in victory.

The Creative Junkie:  because she talked about boob sweat and I felt a kinship.


So take this award, my fine friends, and let us clasp hands in friendship despite the horrible, gaseous, eye watering, stench of the digestively challenged canines. 

12 comments:

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

Did you really name your dog Buford? So funny!

Kearsie said...

I did, indeed, name him Buford. I kind of miss him.

The Retired One said...

Toooo funny...
btw, do you know a site where I can make my own widget like your award widget??? for free? I want to develop one to award my photography contest winners every month...help?????

Creative Junkie said...

I cannot believe I am worth a fart or two!

Thank you! :)

Kaye said...

The Retired One....

Go here and size to 128 pixels square.

If you have questions or would like for me to do it, I could take care of it for a nominal fee. =)

w said...

you're too kind.

also. i believe i'm worth passing through a roomful of adult human farts, too. when that award comes around, remember me.

they sang "fancy" on last night's singing bee marathon on cmt.

Insanitykim said...

ditto the ditto


Pretty sure that doesn't cancel out, but def multiplies at an amazing exponential rate, er something..

thesurpriselily said...

Stopping by from SITS!!! Yep, that can be stinky!!!! I carry the pocket fabreeze too. Well, I carry anything I can find pocket sized. You never know when you are going to need it....And a fifty pound diaper bag is always handy...well, maybe not so much.

Aunt Melissa said...

my bosses, who have 2 yellow labs (one male and one female) both have issues with "gas..." The female especially. She will walk into the office where I'm working, fire one off, and then leave... I immediately open the window, make some comment, and she will do it again 15 - 20 min. later. It makes for a lot of excitement!

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

Dogfarts are awful and retched! I have 2 bullmastiffs, way at the end of their lifespans I might add and 9 and almost 11. The gas that these two emit is toxic!!!

Poppin in from SITS!

Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner?
www.mawhats4dinner.com

JoeyRes said...

I have a cold today. Am I going to smell something if I return to your blog healthy???

Cristina said...

I hate dogfarts! Yes - it's one word because it's one nasty STINK!

My boxer is the worst. WORST! And so non-chalant.

Ugh.

Stopped in from SITS!

xx

Cristina

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