Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

My makeover

Oh how I love my iPhone. I call it iPrecious. Tis my lifeline. On the farm, it's my connection to the innernets. It's like my tiny, portable Computer, Scrabble Game, Facebook, Blog, Music, Words With Friends, Bank and Twitter. I love it. They say forgetting your cell phone is the new forgetting your purse. I could live without my purse, but not without my iPhone.

My Hubs is always finding new apps for our iPhones. Last night, he found one called Photo Makeover.

Step one: insert picture. Here's the pic I chose:

Just my normal pic.

Step two: align dots with corners of eyes and mouth

Step three: choose expression templates

Step four: adjust expression strength

Step five: laugh hysterically. At least, that's what I did.

Photo Makeover...where you can change anything on your face. Like, I wonder what I look like with a slimmer face?

I look almost manly. What about if I had bigger eyes?

Nice. But I wonder what I'd look like if my features were more proportioned?

Wowsers. Or what if I ditch the Diet and just let myself go?

Ick. I can be shy. Sometimes. So what would I look like more confident?

I'd look deranged is what. What about if I channelled my inner (insert sexy person here)?

Wow. I'm so sexy there I want to make a kissy face.

I'm so sexy with my kissy face I feel almost animalistic. Like, a monkey.

Hmm. Very Planet of the Apes. Let's go for something a bit nicer. Like a koala.

Niiiice. Or maybe I need to go more like a fox.

Skeery. What if I ran out of Febreze and smelled something nastay?

Ohh the possibilities are endless. I stayed up way too late last night, having fun with this gem of an app.

Now today I look really sleepy.

Happy Wednesday. *yawn*


Aunt Vam said...

very funn-ay! However, I do find some of the pictures quite disturbing... don't let the girls see them, they may have nightmares! lol

Anonymous said...

The fox made me giggle. At the end I was desperate to go back to the top to remember what you really look like. :) Hope I don't have any nightmares.

angie128 said...

Koala Face and Fox Face are funny.

I like regular ol' Kearsie face.

Too Many Hats said...

Oh my goodness that is too funny. Now I am going to have to get that app.

Insanitykim said...

This is funny but scary. I like your normal face. Please keep it. Thank you!

The Ashes said...

Thats awesome. :) You look best just like yourself though.

w said...

hahahahaahaha! fancy! fancy face! fancy face!

jennyonthespot said...

iPrecious... OMG... I love you. I also want to steal you iPhone name. Can I use it too? I just won't blog about it, and will tell people I copied you. Or maybe I'll name mine iAwesome. OK... Gonna go get me that app!

The Retired One said...

OMG! Too funny...
its okay if I get nightmares...I really don't need that much sleep anyways...

Shauna said...

the koala one made me pee a little bit in delight! you've got the cutest face in all the land, Kearsie!!

Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

Oh gawd---that febreeze pic is what I invision myself looking like when I am holloring at my tribe---which is pretty much non-stop. I am doing it right now. See what I mean?

"Evan---come out of my bedroom RIGHT now". And he doesnt listen.
So now I am off to show my angry face :)

JDaniel4's Mom said...

There were some interesting shots. Stopping by from SITS!

robin said...

i love them! i was on the phone with someone when i saw this and i cracked up! the koala looks like that boy from the movie mask with cher. remember that one? and the big eyes one reminds me of gollum looking at his precious. love you! happy thursday.

Much More Than Mommy said...


Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

I had to laugh! Until someone who looks just like your fox picture walked in... oops!

Kearsie said...

Loving Wife, Working Mom, did you call her a "foxy lady"?

ConnieFoggles said...

That is the kind of app that my daughter and I would love to use. Visiting from SITS.

Loving Wife, Working Mom said...

Kearsie, no... but it's hard to do good customer service while not trying to laugh this hard... :)

tristan said...

sweet action. i want.

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