1. Today I'm feeling sassy. Not just sassy. More like sass-ay.
2. For breakfast today I ate a leftover taco. It was 70/30 yumm-ay/yuck-ay.
3. You question my choice, I know, but it was all I had and I was hungr-ay.
4. I got on the scale today and saw I lost a pound. Big whoop, you say. Well, Mr. Scoffer, or his second cousin twice removed Ms. Scoffer, just look at this and tell me it's a big whoop-
5. Also, I regret eating anything now. *retch* Also, coffee anyone? Feeling vomit-ay.6. Hop over to my buddy and pal, Speaking From the Crib, where you'll see I've won the Zombie Chicken award...again! I am so luck-ay.
7. The radio is on and guess what just came on? If you guessed Party in the USA, you'd be right. Bonus-ay.
8. And then guess what I just pulled up on the youtubes? If you guessed the ASL version of this song, you'd also be right. Genius-ay.
9. Props to my Hubs for starting my car today for me. It was so cold it would've froze my boot-ay.
10. Plus, the heat melted the frost which then mixed with the bird poo on my windshield which were wiped by the wipers. That grammar sucks. Not so smart-ay.
11. Hubs doesn't read my blog anymore, so those props are just floating around in space somewhere. Float-ay. And space-ay.
12. Just burped. Really regretting the early morning taco. Sicknast-ay.
13. Did you know there is a Sparkly Edward doll? I must have this. For my collection. If you're judging me, shutt-ay.
14. There's also a Twilight Convention nearby at the end of the month. I made the mistake of mentioning this to my Hubs. Mistake-ay.
15. Not that I'd go, you know. Or maybe I'd, you know, just drive by. With all my Edward dolls. And his Snuggie. And scarf. And Team Edward tshirt with the puff paint. I'd stay like, 10 minutes. Tops. Pinkie swear-ay.
16. Or maybe I'd go and bring my camera and pose me and my Edward dolls with each and every person possible. More like the truth-ay.
17. ...I've just lost all respect, haven't I? Alas-ay.
18. Did you know there is a contest for the fastest texters in the world? There's even an article and pic. Bizarr-ay.
19. Guess what? I will never win this contest. Nay. I'm a slave to the English language and will always choose to spell out each.and.every.world. Anal-ay.
20. Bad choice for that last word. Sad-lay.
Happy Frid-ay.
21 comments:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA-AY!
Oh man wait...
Party in the USA...in ASL again.
You're trying to torture me again, aren't you?
TORTUR-AY!
SOB-AY!
This kinda feels like pig-latin, but cooler...
Coolio-ay!
I-nay ow-knay ig-pay atin-lay. Es-yay I-nay oo-day. Ilingual-bay, I-nay am-nay.
Your confession about the taco for breakfast makes me regret not indulging in my impulse to eat ice cream for breakfast.
Movin' my hips like yeah-ay.
Lynn, ice cream would burp better.
Angie128, you are a woman after my own heart-ay.
i never made it passed the twilight convention confession. i am googling plane ticket prices now. it will be our secret-ay.....
I knew I could count on you, Robin. Because you are my Best-ay.
i totally forgot about cappy. i need to get back on fb. yes. it will be you who brings me back. it's your destiny.
and. i'm so mad at you. that dang song is now in my head again. probably because i keep pushing "play" when the video ends.
surfer hips.
I knew eventually you'd feel homesick.
Pimple popping gesture.
One pound = nast-ay.
Thank goodness we had pizza today though.
Sex-ay.
i came back. to play the video. yeaheaheaheaheah.
it's so hard with my girls not around me.
You are too cute. Haha I can tell you had fun with this
MMTM, bleaching my eyes-ay.
The Ashes, by Friday my brain is pudding-ay.
W, Captain Valor = Winn Crack.
*fist up and down*
YAY for the lost pound-ay!
And what is the "official" version of why hubs doesn't read your blog anymore?
i'm here again. not to see if you posted. but to listen to cappy.
man. i'm glad i got this memo.
You slay me-ay! ROFL-ay!
K.thanks. I just choked on my water and laughed like an idiot... you know *snort cough, ehem* like I laughed and choked on water and now my office mates (I'm American, but like the term "office mates") are asking if I'm ok. jerks. Where do they "get off" asking if I'm ok... um, sorry. Oh yeah. "Anal-ay" seriously just made my day. "for real" Ok I'll stop using unnecessary quotes"
RecoveryBabe, "thank you". Also, I don't begrudge your usage of unnecessary quotes. Because, I myself am a fan of Unnecessary Capitalization.
jenny, ditto-ay.
w, you know I posted Cappy just for you. Fancy addicted.
Aunt Melissa, Hubs has Twitter now. It's his love. I try not to cry. Actually I don't care. Now I can blog about him. MUAHAHAHAH.
Too Many Hats, one pound at a time. That's my philosophy. Which is a much better philosophy than one Reese's Cup at a time.
So, there is a sparkly Edward doll? Serious-lay???
Thanks for sharing my SITS day with me and making me smile!!
~Lori
Clever-ay....
you had me laughing-ay....
all day-ay.......
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