1. This morning I woke up to the dulcet tones of diarrhea. Is that ick-ay?
2. Insanity Kimmay says I should do this "funnay ay" stuff every week. I try to listen to her as she's pretty genius-ay.
3. Guess what? When you wake up at 4:30 in the morning with stomach cramps, don't attempt to get back to sleep. Inevitably, you'll fall asleep right before your alarm goes off. It's just a recipe to make you crank-ay.
4. I thought of calling in sick to work, but today's Pay Day. Money money money mon-ay.
5. Plus, then I'd have to face all our dirtay laund-ray.
6. Shout out to my friend, Kellie, be careful of the Canadians, ay?
7. Writing this way really makes me want to watch Strange Brew again. "Take off, you hoser". Funnay.
8. I told my Hubs all I want for Valentine's Day is this:
9. *crossing fingers and making a wish-ay*
10. Do you know what they are? Metal stampers. I know, I practically reek of romance. Sap-pay.
11. I think my Hubs was hoping I was asking for something more...feminine. Like a tedd-ay.
12. *gag at thought of teddie* too lac-ay.
13. My office ceiling leaks. This makes my work area very water-ay.
14. This does not help with the whole crank-ayness.
15. Also, that water standing in my bucket is nast-ay.
16. It curbs the hunger to look at it, so, there's my lining that's silver-ay.
17. I watched The Office last night. *cabbage patch-ay*
18. No, I don't know why I felt that an episode of The Office deserved a cabbage patch arm movement. But I like it. Step off-ay.
19. Just kidding, sweet reader. Let me amend that to say "Step off, please". Nice-lay.
20. Forget that stagnant water. I'm hungray.
Happy Fri-day.
12 comments:
bill still hasn't fixed your ceiling?! wow.
Can't you get a stamper thingie and some lingerie (pronounced linger-ay)?
I would have pegged you for a sparkly Edward for V-Day!
Shin-ay,
Spark-lay
Sass-ay
Sex-ay
Kears-ay wants-ay!
Even if you only continue this for me, I would say it's worth it because, this is hysterical-ay!
Sneeze-ay
Sorr-ay
I'm sick-ay
Get me some Purel-ay for my snot-ay
hahahahah! Oh man. Fun-nay
Very funn-ay
So glad I found your blog-ay.
Hmmmm... that one doesn't really work, does it? Ay?
o.k. what are those things? and what do you do with them?
I want to play, too, but I can't think of anything funn-ay!
You continue to crack me up-ay.
And we have a lot of Finnish people here who say things like:
"Good weather we've been having, ay?"
so you make me feel right at home-ay!
Ugh. I had sleep issues too. Stomach problems at 6 AM. Up until just before I had to be up. And then 12 hours of children. (Student teaching, and then work)
Yep, it's an "...ay" day isn't it? I hope you get some sleep tonight. What did you eat to give you the runs? Try not to eat that again huh? Hope you get your Valentine's gift. I'm thinking Lance's idea for a gift sounds better...
so I published my comments and it isn't showing. what's up with that? is this a conspiracy?
serious-lay? you're still lay-ing?
sommelier is pronounced somal-yay.
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