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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Preparing for post LOST blues



If you're one of the 963,103,736,153 people last night to watch last, then this post is for you, my friend.  Also, I totes made up that number.  But I was one of them, whatever the number may be.

It's here, folks, the sixth and final season of LOST.  No more island.  No more confusing endings.  No more dirty, sweaty, shirtless men and women with perfecty makeup despite intense heat and no showers.  And hopefully we will finally *crossing fingers* get our questions answered like:

1. What in the $#%% is going on? 
2. What happened to the timeline?
3. Is that guy Esau?
4. What in the @$%# is going on?

I dread it already.  I dread the last episode.  I dread the emptiness that shall soon follow.  I dread the void of a great show.  I dread the lack of water cooler talk at work about if the island represents heaven, hell, Walmart, etc.

I've always sufferred from post holiday/post vacation/post (insert good thing) blues.  I've always hated January.  Because it means the end of Christmas. I hate the week after vacation.  Because it means all that fun in the (insert sun, mountains, theme park) is over.  And my life will go back to copious amounts of laundry.  And I already hate the end of LOST.  Because there's nothing good on TV during the summer. Not even old episodes of Charlies Angels. 

LOST!  What have you done to my life?!

*future depressed*

14 comments:

Rhonda said...

Kearsie I am right there with you. I dread those question that I will have, that will never be answered sufficiently. I know that I will have question that keep me up at night because I need to know the answer!

Vanessa said...

We need Sawyer dolls. And the rest of them. IT WILL LIVE ON!

It'll be okay, Kearsie.

Creative Junkie said...

OMG, I KNOW.

But on the other hand, I will no longer have to spend my Tuesday nights feeling like I've had a lobotomy and I will no longer have to spend my Wednesdays saying WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT and holding up barf bags to my brain because it gets nasty motion sickness when it time travels.

Insanitykim said...

Psh. There is plenty to watch in the summer, like, American Gladiators, Wipeout, and my grey hairs sprouting...just as good and mind blowing as LOST.

w said...

i'm so sad there won't be a lost.
that's a prime example of sarcasm.

i've never watched lost.
that's a prime example of the truth.

The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

You need a good long book--but then you will just be depressed when that ends too. You need an entire night stand of good books so you will never be let down.

Start with John Steinbecks East of Eden and a handful of chocolate. Call me in the morning. :)

PS You can buy the box set.

robin said...

ya know kears.....you and i could always write the next "What the #%&^%**^&#@@% is going on?" series...wait for it.....OURSELVES. and we will be the stars of it. btw, i started thinking of the whole esau angle at the end of season 5. i think we are onto something good there...LOVE YA! i will talk about LOST forever with you! i will also talk about TWILIGHT forever with you. and LORD OF THE RINGS forever with you. etc....etc...etc...goodbye now....

Shauna said...

this is why I didn't get wrapped up in this show, so while everyone is in this depression when Lost is over and done, I'll be the one walking around with a clueless smile on my face like a happy puppy, and people will hate me for my carefree happiness.

angie128 said...

Hope you'll still love me when I tell you I've never seen a single minute EVER of Lost. Ever.

The Four Week Vegan said...

I haven't seen it yet - won't until the weekend, so I didn't read your post. I'll come back to it once I have seen it and my future husband, Sawyer, I mean in an alternate reality of course.

Yankee Girl said...

I only started watching LOST a year ago, and then naturally once I started there was no way for me to stop. I LOVE IT. Even though I hate it most of the time because I never have any idea what is happening.

p.s. Is Sayid the new Jacob?

Your cousin said...

Wow. So Lost is a good TV show? It's so interesting listening to other people talking about TV when I haven't watched TV for years now.

Caroline @ The Feminist Housewife said...

I'm pretty glad that I gave up on LOST in the first season. Sigh of relief.

The Constant Complainer said...

Horrible confession - I've never seen an episode of "Lost." But some of my best friends keep telling me what I'm missing. So I'm happy to report that I added it to my Netflix queue and season one just arrived. Wahoo. I'm ready to check it out and see what it's all about!

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