Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Monday is a royal pain

All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo! I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
--Things the Queen would never say, or rap...probably

4 comments:

Rochelle said...

My visual for the Queen doing Vanilla Ice dance moves is quite funny. Thank you.

MiMi said...

Oh.My.Goodness.
I seriously had this song stuck in my head this weekend. ACK!!!
LOL

ElegantSnobbery said...

No, but I can imagine Prince Harry singing that. Or Camilla.

Dee Crowe said...

Somehow I think perhaps the queen would rap this...after all she did give birth to Charles...that alone would make me rap about chumps and things...

Also, I was imagining her royalness doing the cabbage patch, the sprinkler, and that thing where you grab your ankle and hold the other hand behind your head...whatever that is called...uh huh

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