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Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Monday is a royal pain

Dude, I really need to go on a diet.  For real.

--Things the Queen would never say

6 comments:

ElegantSnobbery said...

You're correct. She would not say that. She would, however, sound like this - "I say, old chaps. Going on a diet would be most excellent for my well being. Fo sheezy."

Actually, that sounds more like one of the characters from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. But maybe the queen likes that movie, and would be happy to talk like Keanu Reeves.

SLGraffoo said...

me too. :-/
stupid weekends and whatevers.

MiMi said...

Sure. She could pay someone to be her trainer like Oprah does. :)

The Retired One said...

No. NO! She would say:
"this diet thing is a royal pain in my royal arse. Let's just behead those skinny be-atches. There. Problem solved."

leigh said...

I'd like to argue that the Queen might say "dude".

Sara said...

Dude.... Meeeee tooooooo!!!!!
~Things the Queen's friend in NC might say

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