Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Keyboard Confessions

Every week, I sit down and confess some things. Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1. This week could be described as this: Mucus, the plague of my face.

2. It occurs to me that mucus is like boogers on a liquid diet.

3. I had you at "mucus", didn't I? Also, my mother is gagging. Sorry, Mom.

4. My youngest daughter was supposed to be at work with me today. My mother in law took pity on me and kept both of my kids.

5. My mother in law deserves a Klondike Bar.

6. My kids deserve a nap.

7. I made it through Christmas without receiving a Snuggie.

8. This shall be my first purchase post Christmas.

9. Have you seen Avatar yet? You need to. In 3D. It's a must.

10. It's time for me to trim my nails. When I draw blood when I scratch an itch, it's definitely time to trim my nails.

11. I just got a haircut. I said "Just a trim, maybe thin it out a bit". What she heard was "Please make me look horrible for the next few months, kthanx".

12. I should never have added "You're the professional and I trust your judgment."

13. Live and learn. And also, carry a hair clip and/or rubber band at all times.

14. It's time to think about weight loss. Remember last year? When I blogged about Incentives and posted this pic?

Yeaaahhh. Sadly, we look nothing like this.
15. However, I'm very sure there are ab muscles beneath the muffin top. Somewhere.

16. It might take another year to find them, though.

17. I'm pretty sure my Hubs could just do with a spray tan and be fine.
18. My life is pretty much like this commercial:

19. I was reminded of this past post. So far, my brainwashing hasn't helped one.little.bit.

20. Today is the last day of one of my coworkers. She is the only Twilight Sympathizer in the office. I shall be alone. Except for Edward.

21. Speaking of Edward, he got a little sumpin for Christmas from my kids:

22. I watched Sherlock Holmes the other night on a date with the Hubs. Watching that movie made me realize if I ever go to England I'm going to have to turn to my Hubs 57 times a day and ask "What did he just say?" Because I couldn't understand a durn word.

23. I know this because even here in the South amidst Alabamians I have to ask the same thing.

24. I'm pretty sure they all think I'm partially deaf.

Happy Wednesday.


jennyonthespot said...

You had me at "mucus". You had me gagging, that is :)

And I just discovered this Edward thing you have going on - and I am not a Twilighty, but Oh. Mah. Gah. -- YOU ARE A LOOOON! And of course I mean that in the sexiest sense of the word, yo :)

robin said...

can i have that alice cooper shirt when i can fit into it?

Insanitykim said...

I have The Acne, so you and I would be quite the pair in public. And, I think I should borrow that body for my vacation pix...do you loan it out?

The Retired One said...

hahaaa and ha!
Come to my blogpost today (12/30) as I have finally posted your idea of a photo contest!
If any of your readers love photography, they also need to stop by (http://myretirementchronicles.blogpost.com) and read all about it!
This should be FUN!
Thanks again for discussing this with me a few months back..it is a fab idea!! AND you better enter!!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, I enjoyed your post once I stopped gagging. I too am the current suffer of the unfortunate hair cut. Sadly, I am also the sufferer of the unfortunate hair color. I don't know WHAT made me buy the box with 2 different colors to low light/highlight my hair, and then use a darned hair pick to apply the stuff! What was I thinking? Maybe I thought if the color was bizzare enough it would distract you from the unfortunate cut. My niece told me my head looks funny...then she informed me it also made my face look funny to.

The Ashes said...

I have SO much trouble with accents... but honestly, I got along fine in my week in London.

Also, Edward doll's new clothes are awesome... but where's our pics of him in them?!?!

Jaime said...

Have you seen the commercial for Jack in the Box when he had all the co-workers do bowl cuts, and they all got them, but in the end he said ok...it's time to take off our wigs...but...
Yeah. Is your hair that bad?

angie128 said...

I have a knock-off Snuggie. We got it from the Captain's grandmother when she passed. But it's weird - it's kind of got feet holes. And it smells like old person house.

Connella's said...

You tube and type in The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody). Warning*There may be cursing. Shh..

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