I did some research here on my innernets. This is to show you I'm super serious about my complaint. Here's what I found:
You've got your standard basic toilet seat:
See? Basic. Plain Jane. But simple and functional.
Then you've got your wooden seats:
Then you start going downhill:
The Padded Toilet Seat. Often decorative. Still gross. Also, there is nothing worse then your skin sticking to these in the heat of summer. Even worse is that awful hiss of the toilet seat decompressing when you sit on it. Come on, people.
Then there are the novelty types:
Still, we haven't even touched on the worst kind. What is the worst? You know the worst...it's the industrial toilet seat. Prepare yourself for the horror:
It's awful. It's unfinished. And guess what? When you're sitting there trying to finish business, that little gap is pure torture! Parts of your legs might fall through and...*gag* touch gross things! For the love of all things holy, man, why would you create such a monstrosity!!
Grossed out and uncomfortable bathroom patron,