Happy Year!

I left out the NEW on purpose. I'm not sure what the purpose is yet.  Give me a few minutes and I'll come up with something smarty pantsy.

So.  It's 2012.  The year the world will end, according to that movie with John Cusack.  I am just full of the hope today.

Also, aren't I supposed to list a whole bunch of things I want to accomplish this year?  Well, I love my lists, so I shall play along.

1.  Get out of debt completely.  We are so close, people.  *holds up finger and thumb really close*

2.  Figure out what exercise really means and then do it.  This is not because the December Fatty Me is writing this.  This is the It Keeps Cancer At Bay Me saying this.  It's like vitamins.  That make you sweat.

3.  Finish my little paranormal fiction.  I'm like...this close.  *spreads finger and thumb a little ways apart*

4.  And this is it, people.  The big one.  The real resolution I have made and plan to keep.  Are you ready?  I shall, each month, pick and do a DIY craft project that I find on Pinterest and splash it all over this little bloggywog.

SO.  PREPARE YOURSELF FOR AWESOMENESSOSITY, PEOPLE.  CLEARLY.

And may the rest of the 363 days go smoothly, with no cancer or life threatening diseases, gorgeous hair growing in and smaller dress sizes.

Also, I bought two Christmas presents yesterday for this year.  So, clearly I am seizing control of my year already.

Peace out.

Keyboard Confessions

Every week, I sit down and confess some things. Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1. This week could be described as this: Mucus, the plague of my face.

2. It occurs to me that mucus is like boogers on a liquid diet.

3. I had you at "mucus", didn't I? Also, my mother is gagging. Sorry, Mom.

4. My youngest daughter was supposed to be at work with me today. My mother in law took pity on me and kept both of my kids.

5. My mother in law deserves a Klondike Bar.

6. My kids deserve a nap.

7. I made it through Christmas without receiving a Snuggie.

8. This shall be my first purchase post Christmas.

9. Have you seen Avatar yet? You need to. In 3D. It's a must.

10. It's time for me to trim my nails. When I draw blood when I scratch an itch, it's definitely time to trim my nails.

11. I just got a haircut. I said "Just a trim, maybe thin it out a bit". What she heard was "Please make me look horrible for the next few months, kthanx".

12. I should never have added "You're the professional and I trust your judgment."

13. Live and learn. And also, carry a hair clip and/or rubber band at all times.

14. It's time to think about weight loss. Remember last year? When I blogged about Incentives and posted this pic?

Yeaaahhh. Sadly, we look nothing like this.

15. However, I'm very sure there are ab muscles beneath the muffin top. Somewhere.

16. It might take another year to find them, though.

17. I'm pretty sure my Hubs could just do with a spray tan and be fine.

18. My life is pretty much like this commercial:

19. I was reminded of this past post. So far, my brainwashing hasn't helped one.little.bit.

20. Today is the last day of one of my coworkers. She is the only Twilight Sympathizer in the office. I shall be alone. Except for Edward.

21. Speaking of Edward, he got a little sumpin for Christmas from my kids:

22. I watched Sherlock Holmes the other night on a date with the Hubs. Watching that movie made me realize if I ever go to England I'm going to have to turn to my Hubs 57 times a day and ask "What did he just say?" Because I couldn't understand a durn word.

23. I know this because even here in the South amidst Alabamians I have to ask the same thing.

24. I'm pretty sure they all think I'm partially deaf.

Happy Wednesday.