Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Keyblahboard Confessyadayadasions

Snazap.  It's that time again.  Time for me to sit down and entertain your eyeballs with my Keyboard Confessions.  Get ready.  Also, drink some caffeine.

1.  One thing I love about Halloweenish times are the scary movies.

2.  Like, I'm trying to decide sitting here all by my lonesome should I watch The Sixth Sense or Paranormal Activity?  Both are on Netflix Instant Queue.

3.  I'm totally not going to be scared.  Because I'm all adultlike and maturish.  Also, I've got pillows to hide behind.

4.  Except, I just heard a noise outside my window.  Dude.

5.  Ok, if I sit here and pretend I'm dead, maybe it'll go away.

6.  Also, dead people can type on their computers, it's the stuff shows like Ghost Hunters are made of.

7.  Man.  I'm super hungry.  Go away, ghosty person!  I need to make some Top Ramen!  So what if it's only 10:00 in the morning!

8.  Ack!  I just heard a sound!  Oh wait.  It's just my dryer turning off.

9.  Now I must do laundry.  That's truly scary, people.

10.  Equally as scary is the skillet on my stove from two nights ago with scrambled egg remains.

11.  Having lunch with my Hubs today.  I'm thinking Mexican.

12.  I'm wondering how I can include cake into today's lunch.

13.  I love cake.

14.  Speaking of love and cake, because I love you precious readers, I'm going to share with you the best thing I've read all month.  Prepare yourself.  It's all about cake.  Thank you, Marisa, for sharing this with me!!

15.  Are you dead with laughter?

16.  I Skyped today with Marisa.  I'm so glad I didn't pick my nose online.

17.  I'm reading Harry Potter, The Deathly Hallows, to prepare myself for the awesomeness of Part One of the movie coming out next month.  I cast myself at the genius feet of J.K. Rowling.  Ms. Rowling, should your genius eyeballs ever lay themselves on my humble blog, you're awesome.  Seriously.

18.  I've already planned a date for next month with my Hubs.  Care to know what I've planned?  Of course you do.  First, a rib dinner.  Because it's my one splurge of the month.  Second, pumpkin cheesecake.  Because it's amazeballs.  And then, The Deathly Hallows.  You're all welcome to join me on my date, should you want to partake of the awesomeness I've planned.  Also, I just need to let my Hubs know.  Also, it's Dutch treat.  Because um, just because.

19.  Looking for a haircut.  I'm tempted to see what I can accomplish in my bathroom with my knitting scissors.

20.  Caaaake.

Happy Friday.


Flucky Mom said...

You want scary, you should watch "Strangers." I haven't screamed so much. Enjoy!

Teisha said...

I quit watching scary movies circa "the ring". If you like the Hyperbole and a Half cake post check out the scary movie post - I peed myself laughing.

Sara said...

I want to go on your date! Except I am going to substitute shredded BBQ for the ribs, because I'm freaked out about meat bones. For real.

Your Cousin said...

Just remember that if you cut your hair when it's wet it will shrink, how much depends on your hair. I don't want to tell you why I know that. I still have emotional scars.

Marisa Hopkins said...

Caaaaaaaake. I luv me some cake.

Also, I love skyping with you. You and cake = good things to love.

Much More Than Mommy said...

Don't cut your hair with knitting scissors, please. Unless you're making your own scary movie about a woman who goes crazy with knitting scissors...

Lemonade Makin' Mama said...

sistergirlfriend. WALK AWAY FROM THE SCISSORS. Do you not need any more proof than my own sorry story to stop yourself from cutting your own hair!? Don't do it. Just make an apt. with someone who knows how!! LOL

From Tracie said...

Mmm Ramen. Yum!

Laundry scares me too.

Mexican food is my favorite!

Cake is necessary!

I just read about your trip to visit Harry and promised Vanessa that I would break down and read them. Yes.

Pumpkin Cheesecake? I am in. I am there. I am going on that date with you and your husband. (I am not a scary stalker or a swinger....I should probably not go on your date......but I should still eat some pumpkin cheesecake!)

I hope that the start of this new week finds you without a knitting scissors haircut. Or that you post pictures. =)

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