Who Am I?

Well, inquisitive reader, let me answer. I am a wife, a mom and I have chronic bad hair. I like made uppy words and Unnecessary Capitalization. If you know who the guy in the bottom right picture is, you're probably my best friend. Also, I own several Edward dolls which I write about HERE. No, I don't use drugs. By the way, if your love canned tomatoes, visit my stash HERE.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Happiness is...

...Photoshop.

This photo is of my sweet family at Christmas about...oh, idk, 5 or so years ago.

Now, sure I like it because we're all posed and smiling and no one is making bunny ears or squinting or has a wayward blink and my kids aren't fighting or crying or screaming they have to potty RIGHT NOW.  But what I really like about this pic it is that my Hubs worked his magicy fingers on the computer and made this pic pretty. 

Initially, my oldest child, Emma, was on my left, which made the pic out of balance.  So my Hubs cut her out and moved her to stand in front of him.  Then he colored in my boobs, because guess what?  I was totally wearing a white bra underneath that black sweater.  Guess how long it took me to realize this?  Yeah, you don't wanna know. 

This post brought to you in conjunction with Leigh vs. Laundry and The Happiness Project.

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24 comments:

Sara said...

Awesome. When I use Photoshop, it's to put my head on someone else's body.....

Dee Crowe said...

Total awesomeness..and wait, your not supposed to wear a white bra under a black sweater...oops..now I'm wondering how many pictures are floating around with my white boobies all over the place..harg

Teddy Started It said...

And I thought I was the only cheater out there. Except I'm not usually concerned with composition, I'm usually cutting out frowns and pasting in smiles. Oh, and erasing the wrinkles off my face...and shaving off a muffin top here and there. I'm getting pretty good at it too - maybe this year I'll give The Man some hair;p

CJ said...

Ah yes, photoshop. I only have a free version of something similar to photoshop, but it gets a daily work out :) Gotta love it!

ElegantSnobbery said...

I like how your first tag for this post is BRA. Like, now I want to go and click it, and find out what your other BRA posts are all about. Bras, obviously, but what else?

Also, you are all so adorable.

ElegantSnobbery said...

I'm not gonna lie - I clicked the BRA tag and discovered that alas, this is the only bra post you have. I can't decide if that makes me happy or sad.

MiMi said...

What.
You didn't like to show off your big white boobs? Pshaw.
That's an adorable picture.

ElegantSnobbery said...

Also, I sound like a complete psycho-bra-stalker now, don't I?

ElegantSnobbery said...

Also, I wonder how many times I can leave you a comment to this post, and mention the word BRA.

ElegantSnobbery said...

So far, I have said BRA or BRAS seven time. Oh wait. Make that 9. Nine times I have said BRA in your comments. Oh wait. 10...

~jill said...

elegantsnobbery has had too much coffee this morning...or maybe not enough...but her comments made me smile.

Kassie said...

I need to learn how to use photoshop

Shell said...

Love th epic! LOL @ all the comments about bra!

w said...

i want photoshop. but not because i have white boobs or anything...

kaci jo said...

photoshop is wonderful. Photoshop was involved in my happiness project today too!

citymouse said...

Gotta love a man with skillz!

leigh said...

He did a good job. I couldn't even tell that your boobs were played with.

That sounded bad.

Beth said...

I think I'd like to have Photoshop. I'd use magic fingers to take a BUNCH of pounds off!

tristan said...

i <3 photoshop.

Katherine said...

Your blog is hilarious.

I have to admit, I have some Photoshop skills, but nothing compared to your husband's.

Together We Save said...

I have no photoshop skills... I am so jealous!

Much More Than Mommy said...

SUPER IMPRESSIVE! And I love that picture! :-)

Tracie said...

I need Photoshop skills. Badly. Right now my method is to completely avoid family photos.

Found you via your guest post on Vanessa's blog. I'm your newest follower.

Tina Laurel Lee said...

I'm here because of Marisa! She told me about you in The Practice Room today. Really love this post. So awesome about your hubs, the hero, and the pic fix!

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