Dear Anonymous Commenter,
I know you are but what am I?
I'm rubber, you're glue.
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to your a$$.
Quit harshing on my blog with ugly comments about my family.
Play nice, this here's a retreat from my stressful world and when you drag your garbage in, especially as a cowardly Anonymous, I don't want anything to do with you. Got it? K. *dusts off hands*
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