Meow. I'm totally copycatting my frenn.

Have I told you about my friend, Sasha from Lemonade Makin Mama?  Welp, she's pretty awesome.  I'm convinced we'd make excellent neighbors.  Anyways, I lovingly borrowed this idea from her today.  Here goes!

Currently loving... sewing.  Some days we're BFFs and some days I hate it with the passion of a thousand suns.  Lately, we're still friendly.  Ask me how I feel about it in a week.
Currently reading... Crossed by Ally Condie.  And The Fey on my iPrecious.  And soon, Lord of the Rings.  Have I mentioned that I lurve reading?
Currently waiting for... the dryer to stop.  Because, yet again, the dirty underwears need attention.   
Currently excited about... my trip to Florida next week!!  Harry Potter, here I come!!  Woooot!!  Have I mentioned that Butterbeer is the best drink ever??
Currently missing... my sister and her family.  She just had a baby.  A wee squishy little baby that I'm pretty sure needs to be mine.  "I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."
Currently trying... to sew a corn on the cob.  It is not my BFF. 
Currently working at... making smoothies every morning.  My blender and I are in the acquaintances phase of our relationship.  My goal, to be luhvahs.   
Currently enjoying... that my hair is growing!!  Have I mentioned I look like a boy?
Currently snacking on... granola mix.  There is not much to say about that. 
Currently using... "Day at the Spa" goat's milk lotion from my friend, Dawn.  She makes it herself!  It's awesome!!!! 
Currently wearing... a shirt with missing buttons.  Have I mentioned I'm not altogether that domesticky?  
Currently planning...on sewing a Quiet Book.  That someone will pay me for!  Have I mentioned I love sewing?  Also, ask me in a week how I feel about that.
Currently singing... "Colours" by Grouplove.  Yes I am.
Currently needing... a new pair of jeans.  Tres hard to find.
Currently learning... how to make smoothies?  Ooh, and how to sew puffy corn on the cobs.  Have I mentioned I hate the corn on the cobs?
Currently listening to...an airplane flying overhead.  It makes me hanker for some canned air and Sky Mall magazines.
Currently wishing... I could squish my squishy nephew.  Also, that I would lose 10 pounds, because isn't that what we all wish for?  
Currently doing... a look around my messy room.  Now I'm back to looking at the computer screen.  The screen is much better to look at.
Currently praying for...some new changes about to take place.  I shan't tell you now, no I shan't.  But soon, I shall.  Also, that my corn on the cobs don't suck.  And to lose 10 pounds.  And for my squishy nephew to be big enough to leave the NICU.  And...many things.  
Currently dreaming of... a vacation to Disney World.  Have I mentioned I'm just a big kid?  Nay?  Well, I am a colossal big kid.  Also, I'm sure that's redundant.  Yet, I am not going to change it.  Nay.  


Happy Thursday.    

All systems go

You will all be pleased to know that insurance has granted permission for surgery.  I know, you were all perched at the edge of your seat, just waiting for this joyous news.  

We shall pick a surgery date soon.

But first, I must schedule *dum dum dummmm* ... a mammogram.  You know you wish you were me.

Also, before I go, let me share with you one of the funniest spam messages ever.  This came into my inbox from the last post.

You recall what I wrote last past, yes?  All about seeking a breast reduction?  Ok.  Well keep that in mind.  

You've raised two interesting points in this post.

Indeed I have, random spammer.  Indeed I have.  Oh, the irony.

Carry on with your weekend, kind readers.  

Honestly, I love being honest, and receiving awards

So today, I logged on to the innernets and discovered I was tagged in a post by my buddy and pal, Dee of Barefoot Bath and Body!

Now, I must wrack the brains for 10 random things about me.  Also, if I was really lazy, I would just point you to all my Keyboard Confessions.  It's a good thing I'm a go-getter.

1.  The last time I won this award, I mentioned a vaginal skin tag.  I bet ya'll forgot.

2.  For all new people, you're bleaching your eyes because you just read the words "vaginal skin tag".  Or, you're intrigued and thusly will email me begging for the VST story.  All in good time, my friends.  That's code for "I'm total chicken, I might just tease you for life."  I never said I was nice.

3.  My youngest daughter is wearing a nightgown, pajama pants underneath, and a tshirt worn only on her arms like a shrug.  And sparkly black dress shoes.  I wish I could walk around like a homeless person and it be cute.

4.  I have too many Edward dolls.  Also, prepare yourself this week for a one on one interview with Sparkly Edward.  No, I don't use drugs. Sheesh.

5.  It's time to hula hoop.  Cyberly.  Or Wii Fitty.  Erm.

6.  Just so you know, in real life, if you come my way and your hair is in your eyes, I will hand you a headband.  I told you, I'm not really nice.  Except, I'll hand you the headband with a smile.  So maybe I am nice.  Also, if a ninja pops out from around the corner and slings a ninja starry thing at you, you're going to be thanking me for removing the vision obstruction thing.  Forget nice, I'm your best friend.

7.  I hope my Hubs is my best friend and washes some underwears for us this weekend, because I'm soooo tired.

8.  But I think I'll be his best friend and get up and wash the underwears, because he worked all day.  I mostly sat around and watched The Abyss.  Also, this is my fave movie.  Or, one of the 15 that are my fave.  Also, I'm not good at picking a fave.

9.  My new purse is from Bolivia.  And it's awesome.  It's orange.

10.  And I suspect the burps I have are orange.  From chili.  Except, they sure don't taste orange.

And now, to tag my peeps.  Except, I'm going to just leave this open ended and ask you, dear reader, what 10 randomy things would you like to share with me?

You're it.