Monday is a royal pain

In the immortal words of Garfield, "I hate Mondays."

--Things the Queen probably says every single Monday

Monday is a royal pain

Dude.  I'm so hungry my stomach is eating my liver.  

-- Things the Queen would never say.  Unless she was really hungry and right next to a Taco Bell

Tuesday is a royal pain, especially when Monday was a holiday

I wonder if Eclipse is still playing anywhere?  Shut up.  It's a good movie.  

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Man, I hope I don't blow this job interview.  Also, I'm super craving a hot dog with mustard.

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Dang!  The underwire in my bra just totally poked me in the armpit.

-Things the Queen would never say...probably

Monday is a royal pain

Curse you, Eve!  Cuuurrrrsseee yoooouuuu!

- Things the Queen would never say...in public, maybe

Monday is a royal pain

All right stop, Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo! I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

--Things the Queen would never say, or rap...probably

Monday is a royal pain

Dude, I really need to go on a diet.  For real.

--Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Man I love to sort and pack and move and junk.  Where's something else I can sort and pack and move?  Also, anyone seen a sharp object I can ram through my eyeball?

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

It's my last week of work!!  Partaaaaaaaay!

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

ACHOO!  Oh man, did you just see that booger fly out of my nose?

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today because I'm depressed from watching the last episode of LOST.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

If only I just owned one pair of sweat pants...just.one.pair.

- Things the Queen wouldn't say

Monday

Oh yeah?  Well then... I QUIT!!

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Would someone please rub my bunion?  Please?  PLEASE??

- Things the Queen would never say...maybe

Monday is a royal pain

Aw, come on, man!  Throw me a bone!  This game of UNO sucks.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Oh my gosh, last night I had this crazy dream I was on American Idol only I wasn't singing- I was knitting the National Anthem and then Simon was all snooty and was all "it was very boohring and I had to pinch myself to keep myself awake *eye roll*" and I was all, "Simon *snaps fingers* you can go kiss my ...."

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Ughhhhh. Push the snooze button for me, kthanks.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

This job sucks.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

It was an itch, not a pick!

-Things the Queen would never say