Monday is a royal pain

In the immortal words of Garfield, "I hate Mondays."

--Things the Queen probably says every single Monday

Monday is a royal pain

Dude.  I'm so hungry my stomach is eating my liver.  

-- Things the Queen would never say.  Unless she was really hungry and right next to a Taco Bell

Tuesday is a royal pain, especially when Monday was a holiday

I wonder if Eclipse is still playing anywhere?  Shut up.  It's a good movie.  

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Man, I hope I don't blow this job interview.  Also, I'm super craving a hot dog with mustard.

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Dang!  The underwire in my bra just totally poked me in the armpit.

-Things the Queen would never say...probably

Monday is a royal pain

Curse you, Eve!  Cuuurrrrsseee yoooouuuu!

- Things the Queen would never say...in public, maybe

Monday is a royal pain

All right stop, Collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo! I don't know

Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

--Things the Queen would never say, or rap...probably

Monday is a royal pain

Dude, I really need to go on a diet.  For real.

--Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Man I love to sort and pack and move and junk.  Where's something else I can sort and pack and move?  Also, anyone seen a sharp object I can ram through my eyeball?

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

It's my last week of work!!  Partaaaaaaaay!

-Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

ACHOO!  Oh man, did you just see that booger fly out of my nose?

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

I'm sorry, I can't come in to work today because I'm depressed from watching the last episode of LOST.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

If only I just owned one pair of sweat pants...just.one.pair.

- Things the Queen wouldn't say

Monday

Oh yeah?  Well then... I QUIT!!

-Things the Queen would never say

My month of awesomeness, or how people show me the love

It all started a few weeks ago.  See, I got this package in the mail from my Alaskan friend, Rochelle.  She'd been busy, you see, making a little sumpin sumpin for Edward Doll. 

It's a blanket! That she crocheted! 

She even thoughtfully made it to match his scarf!  Edward, of course, loves it and plans to curl up on the Barbie couch watching LOST reruns again.

I laughed and laughed when I opened the package.  My husband, I think, was just worried that now other people were making things for Edward.  I, apparently, am a bad influence.  Like MTV. 

Then a few days later, my Memphis friend, Angie was headed to St. Louis.  I jokingly asked her to pick me up one of those souvenir spoons.  (I used to collect them as a kid.  I had rack(s).  Notice the plural.)

AND SHE DID!!  Not only did she find me an amazing spoon, she sent spoons she found at her aunt's house!  hahaahhaahha! Still laughing about this.  Also, I might need to get me another rack.

Then my other Alaskan pal, Miss Fit, sent me something that I seriously almost died over. 

Hilarious!  Death by laughter. Also, I wonder if The Queen feels offended that pantyhose totally stole her title for a size?

AND THEN Jenny on the Spot sent me this sparkly awesome package!

Ask me what my Hubs thought of the Twilight candies.  Also, what you don't know is that this is the FOURTH Twilight candy I've received in the mail THIS YEAR.  He thinks it's a sickness.  It's a fever.  And the only cure is MORE TWILIGHT CANDY. 

Also, my sweet friend Jenny LOOOOVES glitter and hairspray.  So, don't you know that this weekend, I shall be dressing up me and my girls to head to the Walmarts trolling the aisles for pretzels and toilet papers looking sparkly and rock star.  Because that's what we are. 

Do I have the most amazing friends ever?  Yes I do. Feel free to feel jealous.

Monday is a royal pain

Would someone please rub my bunion?  Please?  PLEASE??

- Things the Queen would never say...maybe

Monday is a royal pain

Aw, come on, man!  Throw me a bone!  This game of UNO sucks.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Oh my gosh, last night I had this crazy dream I was on American Idol only I wasn't singing- I was knitting the National Anthem and then Simon was all snooty and was all "it was very boohring and I had to pinch myself to keep myself awake *eye roll*" and I was all, "Simon *snaps fingers* you can go kiss my ...."

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

Ughhhhh. Push the snooze button for me, kthanks.

- Things the Queen would never say

Monday is a royal pain

This job sucks.

- Things the Queen would never say