Keyboard Confessions

Every week I sit down and confess some things. Mostly it's just an excuse to write a list.

1. Here I thought I was going to wake up and trudge through another boring normal blah Friday. I was so wrong!

2. I mean, let me just count all the ways day is turning out to be good: a) my kids made it through our morning routine without fighting/bickering/pouting or needing spankings. It's kind of a rare occassion. I might have to celebrate. b)my coworker gave me a blueberry muffin. Kindness? Or attempt to make me fat? You decide. I'm feeling magnanimous so I'm going with kindness. c) I won a giveaway!!

3. You wanna see what I won? This beauty from Charitable Creations:

4. But I'm going to assume that mine will not have CELESTE on it. However, CELESTE is a fine name. I'll bet people can pronounce and spell CELESTE. I love the little flower. I doodle flowers all.the.time. My kitchen is in daisies. My own randomnous is making me dizzy. Also I can't fix the justification on this one lone Keyboard Confession and now it's stuck on center.

5. Speaking of daisies, I think we should bring back FLOWER POWER. Not because I think there are powers in flowers, but because there just aren't enough cool phrases that rhyme like that. Unless you and I can sit down and brainstorm some new rhyming words that are cool. Let's see, how about WEED BLEED. ROCK SPROCK. See? I suck at that. I'm sticking with FLOWER POWER. I need some caffeine, man.

6. I suspect a kidney is brewing up a conspiracy against the rest of the body. I must squash it into submission by drinking copious amounts of cranberry juice. Feel free to pity me. Because cranberry juice is nastay.

7. Mix in some cake, and maybe that cranberry juice won't taste so bad.

8. Speaking of cake, thanks to my twin, Shauna, I'm going to make this wonderful concoction this weekend: Diet Coke Cake. Did the universe just sing a sweet song of happiness? I think it did. And then it danced a jig. Which caused some tremors somewhere.

9. Wish me luck. I'm going this weekend to a retreat for the workers of our church youth group. I tend to say inappropriate things around people I don't know very well. Also, I think my colon is also in on the conspiracy. This does not bode well, people.

10. And because we live in America where I am free to do however many Keyboard Confessionals as I want, I choose to use my right and stop here. I know, I'm so patriotic.

Have a happy Friday, folks.